Proof-of-Steak

A bit of word play poking fun at proof-of-stake, popularized by photographs of ribeye, porterhouse, and other steaks.

Presenting my proof-of-steak: A 20oz, pan-seared, flank steak.

by Maskoficarus August 19, 2017

proof selfie

a selfie taken for the sole purpose of proving to her crazy, controlling significant other that she is having a boring outing and not cheating on her crazy, controlling significant other

Mendy asked to take a "proof selfie" after the boring-ass lunch, just so she could send it to Joe, so he wouldn't homicide her when she got home

by The bushleaguers May 13, 2016

Bullet Proof

Just 30 layers of bondo and Weilding blankets

Bullet Proof before the coup

by MineOwedWu's July 15, 2021

posted proof

when a person finds a song, movie, quote, ect. and posts their new find on a social network, proving that they found it before any of their friends can claim it was their idea.

Bob: bro, i really like this new song called Your Love. you should check it out.
Billy: but i heard that song like 3 days ago! i even have posted proof, check my twitter.
Bob: your right, you tweeted the chorus twice...
Billy: haha sucka.

by Jackkal May 29, 2010

Minty-proof

Something so simple that even a child can understand.

Bob: This manual is so Minty-proof.
John: I know, right? Even my kid can understand it.

by posu May 30, 2011

proof wear

To provide information for a cause.

I have proof wear

by Abcvd January 6, 2024

Jouf-proof

Nukable, gore-Tex material, DWR, dog proof, child proof, cat proof, put it on a heater proof, pretty much anything proof.

Yo, my jacket survived 9/11!

Yeah but was it jouf-proof?

by JacobSND December 4, 2018