When you have ultimate control over your facial movements when presented with absolute hilarious situations/moments. The flawless poker-face.
Sally had Colbert Control when she convinced the drunkest group of people at a party that she was being hunted down by vicious ninja bears and that she needed their help.
by misszombie June 1, 2011
Get the Colbert Controlmug. When people so perfect, so prestine, so accomplished, and immaculate; mess up just so they can see what it's like.
Evan: you just face timed me?
Joe: I didn't mean to
Evan: way to fuck up
Joe: sometimes I like to know what it's like to make a controlled mistake
Joe: I didn't mean to
Evan: way to fuck up
Joe: sometimes I like to know what it's like to make a controlled mistake
by Jsquared4.0 December 9, 2012
Get the Controlled mistakemug. The 3rd party cheap knockoff controller you make your friend use when they come over to play video games.
by the_hoser July 26, 2016
Get the bitch controllermug. by Civyfn twitter September 7, 2020
Get the Piece Controlmug. 1. Dennis Rodman would mind-f--- his opponents when he would play for the Bulls.
2. I have mind-power over the Bears.
2. I have mind-power over the Bears.
by saints_60426 November 13, 2003
Get the mind controlmug. The PS3 controller looks exactly like the PS2 controller, no longer vibrates, has really crappy "motion sensors" which only a few games will use, and is wireless.
Sony will not be losing 50% of their female market because of the lack of vibrating, anyone who makes that joke is lame. Controllers shouldn't go there.
Sony will not be losing 50% of their female market because of the lack of vibrating, anyone who makes that joke is lame. Controllers shouldn't go there.
Those guys at Sony are so incredibly original. Making the PS3 controller look exactly the same as the PS2 controller.
by Loki S. Death May 22, 2006
Get the PS3 Controllermug. is someone who doesn't give up the controler to a game when his turn is over, he just keeps it to himself like a whore.
by budman2000 July 22, 2009
Get the controler whoremug.