mystery method

A method used to seduce women. Uses a tightly scripted, linear sequence when interacting with a woman to get her to become attracted to you, prove herself to you, feel comfortable around you, and eventually sleep with you. Originated by Mystery, an LA-area magician. Primarily used by men with low self esteem or men who have very poor social skills, bordering on mentally retarded.

"Hey check it out, Billy the homeless man used the Mystery Method to hook up with Jessica, the beauty queen."

by recoveringPUA November 25, 2007

Myster

The Legend of Alexmyster007 lies here. It shows how great of a person he is and how he will always be better than you

Myster is so sick. I wish i was him.

by Myster fan69 March 11, 2021

trees of mystery

a park that shows tall redwood trees and is north of Orick(california) and the gift shop is pricy

they have a talking paul bunyan that says "Hello down there!"

by thebestguyonearth December 6, 2003

building a mystery

Establishing a massive pressure of fecal matter or anal wind.

Aw man, that taco bell got me 'bout ready to build a mystery

by afrodizzle3000 October 18, 2004

mystery machine

Name of the vehicle from the TV show and Movie "Scooby Doo" that was once thought to be the housing for an evil kiddy drug dealing scheme is now thought to have been used for loli child rape by Scooby and their sinister gang. This is reported to have involved dog beastiality as well as using soft sqeeky sex toys and other rubber play things. Kids are most often lured with cookies.

Rumors also speculate about a possible connection between this and Pedobear says 4chan and it's loyal members.

"Come on tommy! They have free cookies in the Mystery Machine!"

by SharpShark28 June 23, 2007

God works in mysterious ways

1. A variation of the phrase "God moves in a mysterious ways" from the poem "Light Shining out of Darkness" written by William Cowper after his attempted suicide was foiled by the London fog.

2. A phrase used to give hope (rarely works).

1. Joe: God works in mysterious ways!
Schmoe: Hey, I know where that came from! Aren't I smart?

2. Schmoe: My brother died in a car crash.
Joe: God works in mysterious ways!
Schmoe: ...sucky ways.

by TGTC May 22, 2007

Mystery Dick

When you're watching a guy+girl porno, and they're going at it, when suddenly another dick or even whole male appears on screen and it becomes a three way.

"I was watching a porno, and it musta been the camera man's mystery dick that appeared in the girl's mouth"

by AD17 June 13, 2007