myspace 

Full of fake people that steal your photos, slutty girls that photoshop their pics, ghetto people that don't know how to type, and people with bad taste in music. I'm NOT saying 100% of the people on myspace are like that, I'm saying that a lot of them are.

Fake person on myspace: Do you think I'm hot?
Me: That's not your pic, that's Beyonce

Ghetto Person on myspace: aYo iMa bUst a cAp in YoOh!!!
Me: learn how to spell, idiot.

Slutty girl on myspace: Hey sexy, wanna bang?
Me: Your pic is photoshopped, and your bra is stuffed.

myspace by jersey kid January 28, 2008

myspace 

A soul sucking social networking site, watched over by the all-knowing Dashboard Confessional loving overlord Tom. It has taken over bands and comedians, and occasionally causes an empty-headed push-up bra clad blond teenage girl to be kidnapped and murdered by a balding 40-something pervert.

It turns the common person into a predetorial animal, causing them to see who can get the most friends and pits ally against ally when one is removed or moved down a spot on their Top 8.

I visit Myspace five times a day, even when I know I don't have any new messages or comments.

Someone with a life: Dude, Tom is just a bot.
Random myspace-crazed teenager: ZOMG STFU TOM IS REAL!!

myspace by Random Emo June 17, 2007

myspace 

a place for retarded people who like to gain their amount of friends by adding random people they don't even know.

person 1: HAHAHA LOL LOOK AT THIS PERSONS MYSPACE LMFAO
person 2: AHAHAHAHA OMFG IM SO ADDING HER!
person 1: -.- you add everyone
person 2: what do you expect its myspace :D

myspace by sophay_lmfao January 17, 2008

myspace 

a website where people who have no life at all go to and check 28 times a day to see if they have new messages...yes i am one of these people but it's so addicting...

dude-i'm going to go to myspace
girl-you have no life what so ever
girl-i'm gonna check my myspace

myspace by [[gh3man]] August 19, 2008

myspace 

A HIGHLY overrated website that 95% of the world's population seems to be completely obsessed with.

Myspace = completely useless crap...

myspace by CreatureOfTheNight July 28, 2006

myspace 

If you think of the Internet as a human body, MySpace is its worst form of cancer...

Cancer kills people and destroys lives unless managed properly...
I think you see how MySpace is similar to cancer now

myspace by Dave John Scott Ward the 1st September 6, 2006

Myspace 

Myspace is a site that is based fully on getting more "friends." The term is called "whoring." It is all a big race to get 543279543279420798 friends more than Tom, the maker of Myspace. To be a "popular" Myspacer, you must be "scene"(a label much like punk,prep,goth,emo, etc.)
This site is very addicting.
I advise you do not start one.

myspace.com/sceneXcore
"lolz I love your hair! It's so myspace scene!

Myspace by haha! Lauren! May 6, 2006