frosty mustache

When a clear fluid is applied to your mustache through the act of licking female genitalia , then going into cold temperature till your mustache freezes

I just had great oral sex! It's
Too cold outside now, I have a frosty mustache

by Frostymustacheman January 26, 2016

marinara mustache

After going down on a girl and coming up with blood on your mustache

I knew she had her period, so I went for it and got some bread sticks and a marinara mustache

by Jabbitt October 12, 2017

Mumbai Mustache

When you are fucking an Indian man or woman in the ass then you pull out and give her a mustache with the shit on your dick

That's the guy that gave me a Mumbai Mustache. I never want to have shit on my lip again.

by LesteerTheMolester August 05, 2023

Mystical Mustache

While a girl is blowing a guy super glue is applied all above her lip. When it dries she rips away really hard and fast. The ending result is a clever "mustache" of pubic hair remaining above her lip.

Instead of shaving Bob gave Drew a mystical mustache in return for a blow job and got the same ending result.

by grazing gazelle January 14, 2011

Orange Mustache

When you take a drink of Orange Juice and there is still some Orange Juice left above your lip.

Look mommy! I have an Orange Mustache!

by NostalgicMary on Roblox April 19, 2020

mustache cunt

An offensive word used against people with mustaches, used especially as an expression of anger

Come here you little mustache cunt

by Drew Gilpin Faust September 16, 2016

Mexican Mustache

Mexico is country in which wearing a mustache is a popular choice of facial hairstyle. The mustache is wore typically having hair only on the upper lip. This can very on thickness and length.

He has a nice Mexican Mustache, especially when he keeps it trimmed.

by JJGotti December 10, 2022