Mushroom Forest

Any online space that is full of dic pics. Often these are posted without prompting by guys seeking validation that they don't have a teeny weenie or are trolling the waters for a quick slam.

Alternatively, a space full of dildos.

Let's go to /soc/ and get lost in the Mushroom Forest.

Don't go in Jennie's room: it's a Mushroom Forest.

by Tree Goblin May 14, 2020

Mushroom

An innocent person caught in a crossfire

In some cities, Dr. Sherman learned that drug gangs actually have a name for innocent bystanders who are caught in cross-fire. They're called mushrooms, because they can pop up anywhere.

by OKH May 8, 2021

mushroom.fizz

cool and funny tiktoker that draws random things and yes

mushroom.fizz is funny and draws cool fnaf drawings

by Supersonic967 June 23, 2021

Company Mushroom

Someone who works silently without much contact to the outside world. This person is usually only seen when they are handed new work and never informed of anything happening in the company.

Jim: Lately I've been the company mushroom.
Sue: What does that mean?
Jim: They feed me in the dark and feed me shit all day.

by Zero-K April 28, 2006

stringy mushroom

The stringy mushroom is when some bitch (or dude if you swing that way) sneezes on your dick wile giving a blow job, and when she pulls away snot hangs off of the dick like gooey strings hanging off of a mushroom.

"dude, some bitch gave me the stringy mushroom, so i donkey punched her."

by TheDarkShade December 18, 2012

Muggle Mushrooms

Culinary or not Magic Mushrooms. Mushrooms with no psychoactive or toxic properties.

Dudette: Hey, whatcha cooking?
Dude: Sauteed muggle mushrooms to pour over grilled chicken breast.
Dudette: Yum yum!

by nygeek September 22, 2015

towel mushroom

a mushroom on a towel; most likely caused by excessive masturbating and ejaculating on the towel.

Son, why is there a towel mushroom on my towel?

by skullwise April 19, 2022