mum jump: an act in which a minimum of 2 people dig up a freshly dug grave, they find a corpse, preferably female, and 1 guy gets down in the hole and strips the body, and puts his face in her vag, then the guy up at the top of the grave jumps on the stomach of the body, causing festering organs to spew into the face of the first guy.
by thugaim September 19, 2013
The phrase ‘fretty’s mum’ derives from the Latin word ‘fretilo mater’ - it’s commonly used during a game of knock-a-door run. It is used in a sentence in two ways, one, for example would look like this “who’s house we knocking on, what about ... fretty’s mum”. Another, looking like “that is frettys mum vibes that” when experiencing a bad dinner.
by Booland March 15, 2019
by PATHETICOMADRIDSBESTPLAYER April 15, 2015
overweight, middle-aged women clad in horrible nylon clothes with elasticized-waistbands, whose husband's gave up fucking 'em a decade ago.
by GazzerB September 16, 2008
by b1nn7 August 25, 2006
your mum touches kids
by eadipus March 01, 2004