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Business Mullet

A wardrobe choice in the business world where one is all business formal above the table and casual underneath the table.

Extreme business mullet is when one elects to wear no clothes underneath the table. Usually only occurs at investment banking firms / wolf of wallstreet environments.
With everybody working from home during the plague, I've decided to go with a business mullet for today's video conference.
by Drewsh2156 March 16, 2020
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bush mullet

Business in the front, party in the back down under. When a person shaves the pubic hairs of the pelvic mound, but leaves the labia, perineum, and rectum unshaved.
While in the midst of sliding her undies down, I discovered an unkempt bush mullet.
by Twigsntwoberries August 12, 2023
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Jean's Mullet

the back of your jeans that get taddered up from rubbing on the ground when you walk.
"Dude your jeans are all taddered up."

"Ya, bra that is my Jean's Mullet."

"Jean's Mullet?"

"No doubt, business up front, party in the rear."

"EPIC."
by drewhoj October 7, 2009
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Techno mullet

A term widely used in the underground rave scene which refers to a hairstyle, mainly worn by men, in which the hair is short in back and in long dreadlocks only at the back. Commonly found at euro-teknivals and big dirty illegal parties, hence the name. Can also refer to most styles featuring combinations of short/shaved bits and dreads.
Dave: What's with this hair at the back of your head mate?
Steve: I'm growing it into dreads. Going for the techno mullet. It's all the rage these days.
Steve: Fuckin' hippy...
by Retxab January 3, 2015
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Midgey Mullet

Term which refers to any mullet worn by a midget and/or dwarf.
Jimmy Kimmel had his ass kicked by a group of little people sporting midgey mullets.
by Rob L. July 25, 2004
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pubic mullet

When you shave your vagina but not your asscrack. Business in the front, party in the back.
by pubicbillyray December 2, 2019
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mullet cunt

is usually a male that has no class and thinks he's a sick cunt gangster and loves starting fights and being ignorant about society.
that loves UFC, wears Tapout t shirts, has tribal tats but isn't tribal, bleached blond hair in sometimes various patterns, wears monster snap-backs, uneducated, ignorant, racist, has a kid but isn't off their P's, usually has a southern cross sticker on their late model lowered 2wd tray-back hilux, will lift weights just to look big but strickly doesn't do squats are any lower body training, claims to be highly trained in MMA, drinks VB every afternoon, loves motocross, wake boarding, occasionally will have a mullet which is a true sign of a proud aged mullet cunt
by bigrig March 30, 2014
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