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Get the To much sauce mug.This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.
Sawford: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Hot naked babe:If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it. *gets tits out*
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sawford dies
Hot naked babe:If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it. *gets tits out*
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sawford dies
by EmilieStone January 19, 2009
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Get the I love you so much its retarded. mug.Often shortened to T.M.T. Scream phrase used by two individuals upon suggesting the same activity because of near-homosexual familiarity with each other (or spending too much time together).
Simultaneous usage often triggers the following sequence:
'Get out of my head!'
High five
Both participants roll on the floor kicking their legs in the air and making baby noises
Simultaneous usage often triggers the following sequence:
'Get out of my head!'
High five
Both participants roll on the floor kicking their legs in the air and making baby noises
'So. What shall we do?'
'Smoke a shisha?'
Person A & Person B: Addict.
A: Too Much Time!
B: Too Much Time!
A: Get out of my head!
B: No.
'Smoke a shisha?'
Person A & Person B: Addict.
A: Too Much Time!
B: Too Much Time!
A: Get out of my head!
B: No.
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- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars
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