motionplays

absolute hero and pulls every woman he meets

shint: I might invite Pizza slut to my bed
motionplays: in your dreams, u couldn't even pull Primilf
pizza slut: trust 😂

by gems_paid April 13, 2022

T-motion

a top secret motion that is used when having fun!

zach, i know you want to know but i just cant tell you what t-motion is!

by brynnrobinmadison February 6, 2008

Aje you dey motivate me

A common Nigerian word used to express encouragement or when been sarcastic about something

Me- dash conductor change
Sapa- aje you dey motivate me

by Favourite sunflower June 29, 2021

motivation

One thing that is really hard to get, especially when someone is a lazy-ass muthasucka.

LAZY-ASS STUDENT: Mr. X, may I turn in my essay at the next class meeting?
TEACHER (MR. X): Didn't I tell all of my students that I don't accept late assignments?!
LAZY-ASS STUDENT: ...yeah, I guess.... I was late at our first class...
TEACHER: (turn his head, collect his stuff, and walk away with a I-don't-give-a-damn kind of face...)

by uglyron January 25, 2004

motionary

Objects that are always in motion. Object that are not in motion are stationary. Objects that are always in motion are motionary.

The exaust fan in the men's washroom is always on, in fact, its motionary.

by man from krog June 7, 2009

pussy motivation

When someone keeps going out because they keep getting laid and they know they shouldn't be going out anymore but they have this motivation.

Or

Someone stops going out because they think they have grown out of it. But really they are not getting action so they don't see the point of going out anymore. This person does not have motivation. This person needs pussy motivation to get him back on the prowl.

"I cant handle going out anymore."
"What? Its because you don't have pussy motivation."

by dman0523 October 20, 2009

Motifake

Those fake inspirational posters all over the internet. You know, the one that was funny the first time, but annoying the 18th time? Usually consisting of a black background with a picture in the middle, under the picture is a big, bold, white word, then under that a sentence delivering the punch line.

Usually made by people with not life and too much time of their hands, so the shoot out motifake after motifake onto the unsuspecting people.

"Picture of fat women"
ANOREXIA
Mabe they should try it
-Motifake

by OMG!876 October 3, 2008