Mother

I wish mine loved me

I wish I had a mother like yours

by Where Is My Air Guitar March 30, 2020

Mother Earth

1. The personification of Nature; The giver and sustainer of life. Perhaps the most ancient of all goddesses, worshiped back in prehistorical times.

2. Our home world, planet Earth.

1. In Greek mythology, Gaia is Mother Earth.

2. We had best take care of Mother Earth.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Your Mother's Balls

1.interjection. Accusing someone of bullshitting.
2.can also be used as "go fuck yourself"

A: "I'm going to have to borrow twenty bucks for gas if you don't mind"
B: "Your mother's balls your borrowing my twenty bucks, take a taxi"

In tennis
A: "That last shot was out of bounds"
B: "Your mother's balls are out of bounds! That shot was in"

by floyd33guy July 11, 2010

teenage mother

1. a female who has sex too young with a guy whos only intrest in life is to get some,who end the end leaves her alone with a little baby who she will love unconditionally for the rest of her life
2. having no life again...ever

my dickwad exboyfriend got me pregnant and now im a teenage mother

by rebekah April 22, 2005

Jewish Mother Syndrome

Known short for JMS, it is an affliction where generally young, Jewish women begin taking on many characteristics of a married, older Jewish mother.

Avi: I think my girlfriend has Jewish Mother Syndrome.
Chaim: What would make you say that?
Avi: Well when I don't eat her cooking she guilts me by asking if I think I'm too good for her.
Chaim: Bummer, man. Dump her for a shiksa.

by hipsterjew March 15, 2010

Mother Monster

The name Lady Gaga's fans (Little Monsters) call her.

Mother Monster

by JBridger April 11, 2010

Mother Fucker Please

Used when responding to another persons outlandish request, claim, or statement.

Boss: "I need that report on my desk in the morning."

Employee: "Did you say in the morning? Mother Fucker Please."

by StumpEase November 9, 2010