Moshers are a group of people who listen to Metal, Rock, Grunge etc.
There is a long standing enmity between Chavs/Townies and Moshers.
There is a long standing enmity between Chavs/Townies and Moshers.
I am a Mosher because of the music I like, I dress in baggy jeans, cool t-shirts, steel toe caps, not because I want to conform to some form of Mosher dress code...but because I like them.
I have always been treated with hate by Chavs/Townies for who I am, what I listen to. I do not hate Chavs/Townies as a whole, I just hate the random bastards who think it's fun to gang up on you and kick the shit outta you because you like different music to them, however I have noticed that there are a hell of lot more of these random cunts than there are decent Chavs/Townies.
I have always been treated with hate by Chavs/Townies for who I am, what I listen to. I do not hate Chavs/Townies as a whole, I just hate the random bastards who think it's fun to gang up on you and kick the shit outta you because you like different music to them, however I have noticed that there are a hell of lot more of these random cunts than there are decent Chavs/Townies.
by Haljohn July 4, 2005
Get the Moshers mug.first of im a mosher and most of my friends are moshers i have loads of friends that are chavs but no offence to them the mojoraty of chavs are dipshits most of them dont even know what the word mosher means and moshers dont slit ther wrists thats call emo and i dont were make-up THATS, called being a goth tho not all goths do i have never ever herard a mosher say somthing like "aw you listening to somthing heavvvy? awww man im heavy" no in reality we dont say bull shit like that and yes most moshers hate chavs to bit realy i hate most of them to this is what its like:-
Mosher talking to mates: yeah so thats what you do
chav (dipshit) : yeah you think your fucking well ard well y not right?
mosher: *sigh* firts of all shut the fuck up second of all...
chav throws a punch hit mosher mosher recovers grabs chav by neck puts him on the wall and beats the crap of him now the chav is on floor crying mosher carrys on talking
Mosher:anyway were were we oh yeah so thats what you have to do
MOSHERS ROCK
CHAVS ARE DIPSHITS
THE END
chav (dipshit) : yeah you think your fucking well ard well y not right?
mosher: *sigh* firts of all shut the fuck up second of all...
chav throws a punch hit mosher mosher recovers grabs chav by neck puts him on the wall and beats the crap of him now the chav is on floor crying mosher carrys on talking
Mosher:anyway were were we oh yeah so thats what you have to do
MOSHERS ROCK
CHAVS ARE DIPSHITS
THE END
by Dommy_the_mosher April 18, 2007
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Get the Mosterest mug.To have the best intentions and try to be successful about something, and then suddenly miserably fail at that action altogether.
Wow! He was able to get back to the chick's dorm room making out on the side of the street, but then he completely pulled a moseby and ended up crashing in a dude's dorm room.
by Moseby July 12, 2010
Get the Moseby mug.1.) A desperate and deluded heterosexual male who resorts to deceiving women by professing to be homosexual and acting/dressing/speaking accordingly as a ploy to sleep with women. Reminiscent of Cuba Gooding Jr.'s performance in the movie Boat Trip.
(note: this never really works!)
2.) A heterosexual male who claims to be gay in order to gain the trust of a woman in order to be put in intimate situtions that are generally reserved only for those in her life that are neutral in matters of her sex life such as a sister, their mother, or their girl BFF.
(i.e. the woman letting the male watch her dress and undress trying on different outfits and asking for feedback as most women are under the impression homosexuals have a keen fashion sense and having a male that they can completely be themselves around without worry of sexual advances)
3.) a desperate male who has had terrible luck with women and as a result sleeps with other men convincing themselves they're a homosexual (regardless of the fact they have to think about women while they're having gay sex in order to orgasm) out of spite towards women until they finally are fed up with getting cock and goes back to women.
(note: this never really works!)
2.) A heterosexual male who claims to be gay in order to gain the trust of a woman in order to be put in intimate situtions that are generally reserved only for those in her life that are neutral in matters of her sex life such as a sister, their mother, or their girl BFF.
(i.e. the woman letting the male watch her dress and undress trying on different outfits and asking for feedback as most women are under the impression homosexuals have a keen fashion sense and having a male that they can completely be themselves around without worry of sexual advances)
3.) a desperate male who has had terrible luck with women and as a result sleeps with other men convincing themselves they're a homosexual (regardless of the fact they have to think about women while they're having gay sex in order to orgasm) out of spite towards women until they finally are fed up with getting cock and goes back to women.
1.)
Rene:"dude why did you tell christie you're gay?"
Billy:"because that's what chicks dig man!"
Rene:"you faux-mosexual! she hates you now! if you had just said you're straight she would've totally gone out with you"
2.)
Aleister: "you spent the day with linda watching her try on outfits without her bra or panties on??!?!? how the hell did you manage that one? she's a goddess and you're well..."
Alice: "hey! well... you know... i kind fibbed and told her that i'm gay"
Aleister: "oh i see! you're a faux-mosexual!"
3.)
craig"you to told me you were gay. we've been together for over a year now. now you are leaving me for woman i saw you kissing?!?!" *sobs*
Rob:"look i'm sorry, i didn't mean to hurt you"
craig:"get away from me you liar! you liar!"
Rob:" i'm sorry, i've just been a faux-mosexual this whole time!"
Rene:"dude why did you tell christie you're gay?"
Billy:"because that's what chicks dig man!"
Rene:"you faux-mosexual! she hates you now! if you had just said you're straight she would've totally gone out with you"
2.)
Aleister: "you spent the day with linda watching her try on outfits without her bra or panties on??!?!? how the hell did you manage that one? she's a goddess and you're well..."
Alice: "hey! well... you know... i kind fibbed and told her that i'm gay"
Aleister: "oh i see! you're a faux-mosexual!"
3.)
craig"you to told me you were gay. we've been together for over a year now. now you are leaving me for woman i saw you kissing?!?!" *sobs*
Rob:"look i'm sorry, i didn't mean to hurt you"
craig:"get away from me you liar! you liar!"
Rob:" i'm sorry, i've just been a faux-mosexual this whole time!"
by blagwell December 12, 2009
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