campus monitor

A nosy piece of shit whose only purpose in life is to pop up out of no where and spoil your plans while on school grounds. These motherfuckers ain't got shit else to do but sniff sniff you out on campus, peer through the little crack in the bathroom stall while your mans is sucking you down on the toilet and giving you series and shit, and ruin the fun! Instead of joining in, these bitches will write you up and get you expelled, and just ruin your whole mother fucking day, so if you see one, steer clear and DONT let them catch you fucking!

"Oh shit, here comes a campus monitor. Hurry up and pull your skirt down!"

by Zerealdankbeauteh May 8, 2018

Triple Monitor Setup

A shitty flex used on normal people with only one or two monitors to compensate for the user's small genitalia or lack of heterosexuality.

Talk to me when you have a triple monitor setup!
My triple monitor setup is ACTUALLY FIRE.

by dexti November 5, 2019

144hz monitor

A monitor that can display 144fps. Smoother than 60hz

"I need a 144hz monitor"

"why?"

"60fps looks choppy to me."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 2, 2022

7 inch monitor

A tiny monitor often used for a 2nd monitor.

I have a 24 inch monitor and a 7 inch monitor.

by qweerttyuiopasdfghhjklzxccvbnm March 31, 2023

manititha

The syndrome or complex, in which any mother or elderly woman (most likely gries) have an affection for you.

Most of the time young men have this and it results in the mother of chicks to like them more than the chick does.

Man I got manititha, those moms love me.

Manga, exo manititha. Mono kati kologries mou kathoude.

by pappas August 10, 2005

Mobitly

To be a large fat pizza faced nerd.

He's quite Mobitly.

by Main Mangs February 26, 2010

Mobitard

Noun:

One who is restricted in the richness of their online experience due to being contstrained to (or insisting on ) using a mobile device with its accompanying lack of plugins and small screen size.

Also one who misses out on real life experience due to attention being focussed on their device all the time.

That site is all flash based, I can't see a thing on this phone, what a mobitard!

hey did you see that just then, it was amazing!
nope, I was texting my mates.
You mobitard!

by Zedsquared May 5, 2011