Maltose Mommy

The female version of a Sugar Daddy.

A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.

Argentenuem on Twitter: Forget about having a Sugar Daddy. How about a Maltose Mommy? Women shop better anyways. Where all the mommy dommes at?

by Argentenuem April 27, 2019

mommy poopy

Slang term for dirty cocaine. Usually used in the mid-west region

Bro my homie got some mommy poopy and he's fucked up now.

by mommypoopyman October 30, 2020

Mommy Lisa

Literally the funniest person ever. If your friends give you this nickname that means your special

Mommy Lisa come here.

by Mommy Lisa January 20, 2022

subby mommy

(your partner/ S/O) She cares for you like a mother but in bed shes very submissive, you can be a sub but she will do as you say and to turn her on you call her mommy.

You are such a good subby mommy!
“good mommy”~

by kittycornx December 27, 2022

starbucks mommy

The yoga pants wearing, prancer sizing group of moms hanging out at Starbucks post yoga talking about how awesome their kids are.

Mom 1: Did you get Celesta started up in gymnastics yet?
Mom 2: We sure did. Her dance teacher said we needed to get her started before she was three if we really wanted her to be competitive.
Girl across Starbucks: I wish my husband worked 90 hours a week so I could be a Starbucks mommy. *rolls eyes*

by Torib82 April 6, 2016

Aussie mommy

A female aussie who is a dommy mommy

Man have you seen that new aussie chick she's a total Aussie mommy

by Steve Roger's February 3, 2022

Mommy arms

A word to describe a muscular upper arm of a female/Male that takes the role of a Mother and continuously does multiple tasks that usually involve lifting while holding child at the same time.

She's got Mommy arms.
Her arms are big, must always use her arms

by Smartchic-80 November 9, 2018