Mini Cooper

- One of the best cars ever.
- Great, responsive, peppy engine.
- 2011 model = best model.
- I’m 12 years old, And a mini is my dream car...

You can’t drive a Mini Cooper? You’re a car enthusiast, and my grandma can drive one. LITTERALLY

by Epïc D Män July 8, 2019

mini me's

The kids inside the SOCCER MOM mini-vans.

Look at all those mini me's (said while passing a Soccer Mom)

by Therese Burns June 24, 2003

mini coma

1. A relatively short coma.
2. An extremely long nap, greater than an hour, generally occurring in the middle of the day. (after work, after school, mid-afternoon)

Guy 1-"Yeah... i came home from school and i fell into a mini-coma"
Guy 2-"Mini coma? Dont you mean nap?"
Guy 1-"Naps aren't supposed to be 4 hours long."
Guy 2-"oh i guess you're right"

by Haneef January 5, 2008

mini penis

Aka the cliterious.

Natem: Dude, did you suck Jessica's mini penis? Steve: NO DUDE STOP CALLING IT THAT.
Nate: That mini penis was delicious!

by scooby_snacks_nate October 25, 2008

The Mini Apple

Quite simply, it's a nickname for the city of Minneapolis, in the state of Minnesota. It's a refrigerator during the winter months. It gets very cold there. One symbol of the city is a big apple with icicles dangling on the sides, coming down from a layer of ice on top. The people of Minneapolis take great pride in enduring the winters up there.

The Mini Apple is a nice city to be in.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 11, 2008

mini coop'd

When you think you see a parking spot from afar, only to pull up to it and realize there's a mini cooper there! You couldn't see it before because the car next to the mini cooper was blocking your vision. You become angry. VERY angry.

Driver: "Doh my god, awesome parking spot ahead!"
(driver pulls up to spot, sees a mini cooper occupying it)
Driver: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Passenger: "You just got mini coop'd!!!"

by laubau September 3, 2011

Mini Golf

Sex act. The use of the shaft of the penis as a tool to slap or 'putt' the testicles -- generally in the direction of an anus. Either ones own, or a lovers.

Oh Yea, that's good. Just like that. Now grab my dick and let's play mini golf.

by A Replicant June 29, 2017