midiget dick

When a large man has a penis that is not in proportion to his body size.

Yeah michaellee33 has such a migiget dick

by George W Bush. and i approve this message April 12, 2005

Middies

Minor titties. An appropriate term to use to comment on an underage girls breasts.

"That girl is only 17, but she's got some middies!"

by potentialied December 16, 2008

midrift

1. Commonly confused word for midriff
2. Girl with an extremely attractive midriff
3. A good band

I'd like to fuck midrift so bad

by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

McDriveby

When the McAssholes and dumb Mcbiatchs piss you off so much, you are forced (and encouraged by law) to go on a McDriveby.

Son: Mom, me and Billy are going to go on a McDriveby.
Mom: Only if you're home by suppertime.
Son: Oh, I will be!
Mom: Wait, don't put the Mcbiatchs blood in the Kool-Aid this time. I had to hop like three fences to get away from the po-po's.
Son: BITCH SHUT UP

Jesus is famous for his many McDrivebys.

by Svend Andersson July 24, 2008

madrista

A really true fan of Real Madrid

I am a madrista for life!!!

by ronaldocisneros_7 May 17, 2018

midicari

fancy name for saying black or black man

check out that midicari hes ownin

by he-who-must-not-be-named November 19, 2005

Midieval Bag pipes

This is when you are dressed up in full midieval attire (knight armor, renaissance clothes, kings, queens ect...) and are getting head from a chick, while you move the handle of your sword in and out of your ass.

At the last renaissance fair, Lady Marrion and my self had a lovely time playing the midieval bag pipes....

by Elishiuos May 25, 2006