Messy Matt

When someone is fucking another person in the ass and jizz in their ass. Then the person farts the jizz out onto the someone's face.

I was quite suprised when Jen Messy Matted on me, leaving me with the disgusting smell of fart and the gross texture of jizz on my face

by Pete March 18, 2004

Masty

Verb originating from the noun masturbation. Used as slang in small parts of South-East England such as Harwich. Means the same as wank; jerking it; jacking off etc

wank masturbation jerking off jacking off

Our mate Tango was rustling in the night, I could have sworn he was having a masty so now he's known as Masty Tango

by MastyTango August 2, 2016

Messy Shit

A shit that requires a extra toilet paper or a bath.

Darren had a messy shit yesterday.

by Tone142 June 4, 2018

radio-terra-mestitution

From the latin, "Radia Terra mestitori", Meaning, Literally, "I cover your land with my menstruation" an ancient roman curse.

"Oi, pickfucker! you want some radio-terra-mestitution? yeah?, fuckin' come on then?" (in the voice of a roman legionary, shouting at some less advanced guys who they're gonna kick the shit out of sometime soon. But they're going to bring money and toilets and technology with them, so it's not so bad really.

by Bouncy Bunter October 3, 2003

mest vest

Dani's wears this vest of mest. Dani's are the only wearers of mest vests. Mest vests are both fantasmic and magical.

See also: mufasu and rafar

Dani's mest vest is yellow with black polka dots and it eats pears.

by cato July 14, 2004

messy marty

when someone rubs shit on your teeth when you are sleeeping on a air matress.

Bill? Did you give me one of those messy marty's last night? You got it all over the air matress and my gums.

by Offrey J June 11, 2006

messy sleeper

One who is really messy when they sleep. For example, excessive drooling, pissing, or wet dreaming, or possibly all three of these.

Devin: Hey Sean. Have you heard that George sleeps with a plastic bedsheet?

Sean: Yeah, I have. There's like a lake of piss every time he sleeps. Oh and do you know that kid Chris?

Devin: Yeah. His pillow gets soaked whenever he sleeps on it. I think he might have a drooling problem.

Sean: They are such messy sleepers.

Devin: Agreed.

by doctord0192 December 25, 2007