mensalactophorophobia

Morbid fear of milk cartons used as jugs and left on a table.

Your mother-in-law has got mensalactophorophobia. You'd better get a proper earthenware jug for that cow juice right NOW.

by Fearman October 30, 2007

message bombing

A needlessly provacative text message sent just to start an argument. This heinous act usually committed by someone in a foul mood who just wants you to join them there.

Mandy is message bombing me, accusing me of sleeping with her boyfriend. Bitch is in nuts!

by Violetly N October 21, 2008

messapy

messapy derives from the words 'mess', as in "you're a mess" and 'therapy', as in the treatment of something. messapy, therefore, is the treatment of messes. Messes are usually personal in nature but can run the gamut to include just about anything.

Silvio's girlfriend is cheating on him with his sister. Jeez, they ALL need messapy.

by EJY October 16, 2008

sext messages

Text messages of an erotic nature. The sms version of phone/cyber sex

We were exchanging sext messages all last night. It was really hot. She's such a tease though...

by Stina-bioch! November 27, 2007

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An auto-replacement for a message than an idiot wrote in an online forum, public or private, that was either so offensive, so irrelevant, so non-sensical or so off-topic that it was erased. In other words, you're not missing anything when you see this.

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by AllegraD- July 8, 2005

Sext Messaging (AKA Sexting)

Text messaging that is sexually motivated.

There are three grades of Sext Messaging (AKA Sexting):

Grade 1: Sext messages that serve a sexual goal but do not contain any direct mention of sexual acts, desires, or emotions. Examples: “U wanna hang out 2night?” or “U looked good today” or “I had a good time, we gotta chill again soon”

Grade 2: Sext messages that are directly related to sexual acts, desires, or emotions but do not contain sexually explicit description. Examples: “Booty call 2night?” or “I need u now” or “Luv your bod”

Grade 3: Sext messages that explicitly describe sexual acts, desires, or emotions. Examples: “U r the best kisser ever” or “Can’t stop thinking about your rack” or “Gotta touch your body right now”

by stallion10 January 12, 2009

message interruptis

After calling someone you don't want to talk to, you're relieved to hear the familiar sound of their answering machine. You're almost done leaving your perfect getaway message when "surprise" you're chatting live because someone picked up the phone after hearing your voice.

I called in sick yesterday and suffered major message interruptis when my boss suddenly picked up the phone.

by Dina Di Stefano April 3, 2006