Mercedes-Benz

Automobile manufacturer founded in 1890, and has since contributed some of the finest mass produced automobiles in history, as well as being a name synonymous with luxury and performance. Sadly since thier merger with Chrysler (The pimple on the ass of the American automotive market) in 1998, thier quality has noticably taken a massive hit.

I used to own a Mercedes Benz, but I would much rather own a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti

by preppyguy21 August 20, 2004

merc

v. t. imp. & p. p. merced; p. pr. & vb. n. mercing. transformation of the noun form of merc to a verb

to injure or kill someone (or damage or destroy something) in exchange for payment.

Desperate for revenge, Tony hired a couple of thugs to merc Bobby.

by Jonathan Hamilton April 22, 2005

merc

1) Despite what that American idiot who requested it to be deleted said, people do actually use this as slang for a Mercedes.

2) Mercenary

1) Lads, I pissed on a Merc last night. Goddamn yuppie bastards.

2) Fuck it, let's just hire a Merc to kill him.

by Snake January 30, 2005

Mercedes

a woman who is tom boyish and yet straight; a woman who enjoys being one of they guys and likes talk cars and hang out and the local car rallies; a woman who enjoys working on cars or in a garage

Mercy Thompson of the Mercedes Thompson book series

by Merck January 20, 2009

merc

to capture;kill;ass whiping;or to leave a place

i merc'd that nigga
lets merc out dog

by ya boi swingem October 11, 2003

Mercedes-Benz

A Mercedes-Benz is the finest automobile available. And one of the finest MB available is the 1985 300SD. After 1985 the quality started to deteoriate. A 1985 MB 300SD is the finest driving automobile, and in a class of its own. Nothing else comes close. A good solid heavy car and when fitted with the Diesel engine, you have an automobile that will deliver good fuel mileage. You are driving the safest automobile available. With regular maintenance a 1985 MB300SD will travel for well over 500,000 miles. The driving experience is nothing short of amazing. Other drivers of much lesser cars show the Benz driver the respect he deserves for making such a wise buying decision (with the exception being those Japanese tin can jockys). Once you drive a 1985 300SD your search for the perfect automobile is over. While MB's are very expensive they will last for 40 or more years if taken care of. When you look out across that massive hood and see that Star Ornament guiding the way you know the definition of "King of the Road".

Hot Chick "I love your car, Take me for a ride in your Mercedes-Benz"
Motorist "Sure honey, hop in"
pedestrian "Dude that is the coolest ride ever, my dream is to own one"
Motorist "son, that is everyones dream"

by takethathill August 19, 2006

mercenary

The coolest job in the world.

Mercenary: I get to kill you for money.
N.K. dude: Im so ronry...

by Dirty Ape September 15, 2005