melon-balling

to thrust one's penis in between a woman's breasts to resemble intercourse. This word is used as a cleaner version of the word 'tittie-fuck'.

In pornos sometimes as foreplay or during intercourse, the men will begin melon-balling as a way to prolong the sexual activity.

by schwanka April 17, 2009

rib mellons

Slang for a woman with appealing and large breasts.

Man, did you see the rib mellons on that chick?

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

a melon

Another word for a head

I was shot in the the melon and now my melon hurts.

by Anarchy September 28, 2003

meloncholy

A general feeling of sadness arising from looking at breasts that remind you of breasts you used to know.

As Francois and Simone are getting hot and heavy in the diner...
Simone: Do my breasts upset you?
Francois: No, they just give me meloncholy.

by Peter Rockefeller Jnr October 17, 2011

water melons

tits that look like water baloons

dude did you see her water melons

by rescue110 January 4, 2009

Hitler Melon

A computer animation mixed with real footage, showing Adolf Hitler eating a Watermelon. It can be seen on YouTube for example.

Dude1: OMG, did you see that video on YouTube of Hitler eating that Melon?
Dude2: Yeah it's called Hitler Melon.

by JackieQ July 8, 2009

carnegie mellon

hit with an ugly stick

person 1- wow, look at that ugly bitch!
person2- poor ho must have gotten carnegie melloned.

by ilovemilk October 17, 2006