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Tom the affordable mechanic

A gay bisexual man pretending to fix thing and have a imagery trapline
You totally tom the affordable mechaniced it you know how it is
by Tom wealy December 26, 2021
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Mechanical Keyboard

Large, typically loud keyboards that are surprisingly annoying due to the need to press giant keys extremely far down.
Subject A: I have a clicky mechanical keyboard! <proceeds to type the ever-living piss-shit out of the keyboard>
Subject B: <visibly annoyed> Linear membrane keyboards are better by far.
by Exodim January 16, 2024
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Meat Mechanic

One who is trained and/or skilled in the art of working a man's meat pole. Often linked to the term slut.
Person 1:Mmm, that broad worked me last night.
Person 2: Bro.. i hear she's a meat mechanic.
Person 1: FFFUUUUUUUUUU
by DeepInTheGame December 1, 2011
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Mechanical Chris

When you pin a person down into the doggy style position, spread their anus out with metal clamps, rub butter on their asshole walls as you pour hydrochloric acid and take a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire and go to town on them.
“Timmy, I swear to god if you don’t clean up your room I will give you a mechanical chris”
by MechanicalChrisLover May 25, 2024
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Mechanical penis

When your dick makes a clicking noise
Yo I got a mechanical penis she fell of my dick and broke it
by JAB0 January 20, 2019
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mechanical welfare

Crypto currency electricity profit and the care of equipment . Please note the moral purchase of the product must have some bearing on the use of it despite purchase else money's worthless.
I must get to work or home to my rig the mechanical welfare sits rotting like stig
by Smarrf March 14, 2018
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Field Mechanic

A person who drives a toolbox truck (service truck) and provides expedite repairs on heavy equipment which is unreasonable or impossible to deliver to a repair facility. Field mechanics are notorious for working long hours in harsh enviroments
The oil rig broke down? Damn it! Call the Field Mechanic, tell him its an emergency!
by Tjcbiker October 18, 2022
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