member mayonnaise

Member mayonnaise

I was so horny as soon as she touched it I was releasing my member mayonnaise.

by SoulPusher March 25, 2019

Mayonnaise

A creamy condiment made from oil egg yolk and vinegar and lemon juice and various spices, and often an accomplice to sandwiches and salads

Mayonnaise or informally Mayo, A creamy condiment, beloved of all generations, especially among millennials and today’s youth

by Weathercaster1021 March 13, 2021

mikey's mayonnaise

Cum or sperm from a man named Mikey mixed in with mayonnaise to create a sex lube

I jacked off using Mikey's mayonnaise.

by Mikey Beltz March 1, 2017

mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is a food product and an instrument

I put mayonnaise on my fries.

by AStupidPersonOnTheInternet December 10, 2018

Mayonnaise

A rare type of cum that you can eat. It is also used in the "CONSUME THE CUM CHALLENGE"

I ate Mayonnaise

by TheUltimateSimpNigha November 21, 2020

Virginian mayonnaise turkey

When you put mayonnaise in a turkey baster, stick said baster in your partners anus, and expel the mayonnaise, and they shit it out.

Oh yeah I gave the wife the Virginian mayonnaise turkey, it wasn’t pretty.

by Ghost9467486 July 28, 2025

Mixing up the mayonnaise

A lesbian sex act where two girls rub together with their legs intertwined.

The girls on the team celebrated their victory by going home and mixing up the mayonnaise.

by R Rude December 22, 2022