Matty

Matty is unique and maverick. He's a good friend, too independent at times. Rarely falls for anyone but loves very deeply-:)

elysiv: "seems you're into fit girls"
Matty:"Oh my dog! She's a heartache on the dance floor! maybe even a heart attack! That chick is killing me!"
elysiv: "what's her name?"
Matty:"Jessica! hope she comes back next week!"

by lisalv July 30, 2021

matty b stan

a matty b stan is another word for ‘idiot’ or someone who is acting strange.

girl 1: Omg what is she doing

girl 2: I dont know, she is acting like a matty b stan

by squidward fish tank ornament June 29, 2021

Matty B Stan

Matty B Stan is another word for ‘idiot’ or someone who is acting strange.

girl 1: Omg what is he doing
girl 2: I don’t know he’s a Matty B Stan

by squidward fish tank ornament June 29, 2021

c-matty

A parasite found in a mans testicles, found only with people that constantly masturbate.

A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.

A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors

The doctor told me today, im sorry but you have c-matty

by calikid327 March 6, 2011

Matty Ray Ray

The Biggest no life in all of COD history. He Loves Breakfast and cake. He is easily confused, and or easily confuses people.

Me: "Hey Matty Ray Ray do you wanna play MW2?"

Matty Ray Ray: "Sure Cake."

by MrMilks October 25, 2011

matty cakes

The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.

Have you heard the new matty cakes? Fuck me, right? Amazing.

by fagggatron November 22, 2021

Mattis

One sexy motherfucker with flowing brown hair

Damn! He’s a real Mattis!

by Jackblk22 November 22, 2021