Mailman

Mailman is in reference to a penis. It's carrying two sacks of "mail".

My mailman is large.

My mailman is about to come deliver you something special.

You want some of my mailman?

by [e-mail] September 28, 2017

maclean

You can tell from the second you lay your eyes on him that he's a genuinely good guy. caring, and sweet, mac's the kind of guy that would never hurt you. His brown eyes bring warmth to the room and a smile on my face. Though it sounds cheesy, sometimes just his smile is enough to brighten up a bad day. One thing that stands out about him is his sense of style. He dresses up good and know how to make himself look good. unlike the greasy boys that walk the halls of mps. but most of all, he makes me happy and cares for me.

I wish i had someone like maclean
God linh is so lucky to have maclean

by yikes123 October 28, 2018

low mileage

A brand spanking new vehicle, just rolledout of the showroom and ready to take to the roads.
Gleaming Bodywork, up to date technology and a stylish modern look.

My girlfriend is so tight, there's some real low mileage on that one.

by Container October 7, 2003

mailey

more. Some poeple have to chill out and get mailey things that they want in life.

1) I want to have sailey some mailey.

2) If I could have some mailey things in life, I would be happier than the less things I ever had.

by K-Business March 4, 2005

Fission Mailed

A word that is said in occurance when absolute and complete pwnage has been indignantly brought upon by a poor soul.

Allan FISSION MAILED! it when Travis threw a tennis ball at Allan's left nut.

by PLLL0WTALK January 6, 2006

Fission Mailed

Derives from the game "Metal Gear Solid 2"

it means "Mission Failed". which is used as a derogative term to slander someone/ someones argument that they've put forward in a debate, it is both patronizing and shows that you're putting an end to the argument.

Considered to be part of l33t sp33k. Gaming slang. Often used as the end of a sarcastic comment.

Oh yeah!! i forgot Lilly Allen does write good lyrics!! ......Fission Mailed.

by Intrinsic_IZ_Clutch July 20, 2009

maclean

A person who has such a small dick and big belly that he becomes unlovable to anybody around him including his own family, and also will deny having a small dick or belly.

"Hey maclean, Why don't you just admit you're gay?" Because I'm maclean

by Definitly not Memp June 20, 2020