junk mail, can be either email or paper. can be spam or just from annoying people. nothing you'd want to read, usually goes straight to the trash can.
I checked my box this morning, but everything there was jizz mail so i dumped it. I have no time to waste opening jizz mail.
by susannah eanes December 19, 2007
Get the jizz mail mug.When somebody signs you up for free subscriptions or free merchandise of useless nature in order for you to be bothered by telemarketers and religious organizations. The instigator hopes that the person being "joked" will receive numerous garbage, telephone calls and whatever else the company sends such as videos and magazines.
I thought I had a parcel but it turned out to be joke mail that somebody signed me up for. Now they call me all the time.
by Zeek77 December 15, 2008
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by EsOne June 11, 2008
Get the E-mail Packrat mug.An E-mail sent someone with an especially Douchey tone. Most of them time sent by someone who is frustrated by the receivers stupidity.
I had to fire off some Douche-Mails earlier this morning, those customer service people are morons who frustrate me to no end.
by shaginwagin April 19, 2010
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Get the B-mail mug.An email or text message sent to excuse oneself from assisting in a project, thereby fucking over the person undertaking it. Film students are notorious for it.
Dude, I just got bail-mails from my entire camera and sound departments. How the fuck am I suppose to shoot my thesis film?
by Mr. Wuggs April 11, 2011
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by crameel7 May 23, 2011
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