Conversation about mustaches between two men, who either currently wear, or recently wore mustaches.
"Sorry it took me so long at the store, the cashier and I got to talkin' mustache and I lost track of time."
by n053b133d September 4, 2011
Get the Talkin' Mustachemug. The phenomenon of meeting a person in a masked setting and developing a rapport, only to be blindsided by their naked face being adorned with a stache.
by Amanda_Likes_Plants January 19, 2022
Get the Surprise Mustachemug. While a girl is blowing a guy super glue is applied all above her lip. When it dries she rips away really hard and fast. The ending result is a clever "mustache" of pubic hair remaining above her lip.
Instead of shaving Bob gave Drew a mystical mustache in return for a blow job and got the same ending result.
by grazing gazelle March 1, 2011
Get the Mystical Mustachemug. A term used for a bad guy that people would say, “want to kill baby ______ “ and for some reason most people would say no since they are psychopaths.
by Oldefrog March 5, 2023
Get the silly mustachemug. When a girl shaves her pubes into a mustache shape. Extra style points are often given if she achieves a handlebar shape and waxes the tips.
by Whiskey151 August 1, 2018
Get the Pussy mustachemug. Mexico is country in which wearing a mustache is a popular choice of facial hairstyle. The mustache is wore typically having hair only on the upper lip. This can very on thickness and length.
by JJGotti December 10, 2022
Get the Mexican Mustachemug. Eating hollandaise sauce from the vagina of a dead hooker, resulting in a neat Mustache of hollandaise sauce and decomposition fluids
by Dongkik666 December 11, 2022
Get the Danish Mustachemug.