Milk Mustache

When somebody does a line of coke and you see the powder on the underside of your nose

Person 1: Good morning bro, hey, you got a milk mustache going on there.
Person 2: No wonder why my dad was giving me a funny look

by Big Moist Daddy July 16, 2018

Oregon mustache

Eating pussy with your nose resting on pubes.

I was burried so deep in da snatch. Had an Oregon mustache!

by Dnice456 July 24, 2019

Square mustache

A man who loves to paint. He tried to enter a painting school in Viana twice, but was rejected both times. He participated in the first world war and when it was over, he started working for the country.His first mission was to stop a riot in Munich, but when he got there, he made a speech that impressed everyone. Sonea joined a political party and staged a coup in the 23rd, but unsuccessfully.he was sentenced to 5 years in prison but spent 9 months in there.He wrote a book during this time. After getting out of prison and he won in 33. 34 declared his dictatorship by accepting the minister of the fuhrer.He developed the country up to 38.İn 38Annexes the austrian territory by adopting its law Anschluss.He annexed Czechoslovakia in 39 and started the second world war in the same year.The country, which took land quickly, started the barbarossa operation in 41 and started the world's largest tank war.In April 45, with the fall of Berlin, he committed suicide with his secretary. The dictator started a war that resulted in the death of 60 million people and had a great impact on the world.rest in peace my fuhrer...

İ hate square mustache.🧐

by Sdkfz 171 April 26, 2022

Señora Mustache

Señora mustache is the title given to the loveliest lady in the land. This lady is very smart and has an incredible sense of style, her outfits are very extravagant and usually consist of the color green. she has an incredible sense of humor and usually indulges in a slightly edgy, more cold style of bathroom humor. Señora Mustache is the type of woman who loves making new friends and will befriend anyone who dares to connect eye to eye with her. Her charming demeanor and striking looks make any foe an instant friend and Señora mustache is never without a partner.

Guy 1: who was that chick laughing when I licked the snow sausage sculpture?

Guy 2: Broski that was Señora Mustache

by BoyPartLover February 24, 2023

Double Finger Mustache

When an individual licks the tip of their two fingers, straightens their mustache with said fingers and proceeds to insert these fingers inside of a vagina while licking the clitoris.

I heard that Kevin gave Susie the old double finger mustache.

by metalive69 October 12, 2015

You Have A Mustache

(verb)

1. a method of saying "fuck you" to someone in a low-key manner, to ensure nobody else understands the comment except for you and the person spoken to.

"'I told Leinad, 'You have a mustache' in passing during conversation yesterday.'"

by 𝐸 = 𝓂𝒸² March 10, 2019

Mustachular Dystrophy

1. A condition of abnormal facial hair development.
2. The inability to grow an adequate mustache (if one exists).
3. To grow facial hair that resembles a pervy old man or sexual predator.

The man's severe case of mustachular dystrophy caused him to be mistaken for a sexual predator.

by Turdikin August 15, 2012