"Oh man, did you see Kevin at the meeting, he was out of it"
"It's the Ketamine bro, he was in a K- hole, totally Musked"
"It's the Ketamine bro, he was in a K- hole, totally Musked"
by anonymous April 13, 2025

Peter Thiel: "So what can this thing do?"
Elon Musk replied "Watch this!" and gunned the accelerator of his uninsured McLaren F1 (priced at $ 1M) while changing lanes, causing the car to spin out and crash. Musk reacted with "Wow, Peter, that was really intense." Followed by "You know, I had read all these stories about people who made money and bought sports cars and crashed them. But I knew it would never happen to me, so I didn’t get any insurance."
Whether Peter replied with "Wow, you really musked that car up" or just sighed is left to ones imagination. All we know is, it really takes a narcissist to to musk something up that badly as a reaction to a poke at ones ego, all while being certain it couldn't happen to him.
If further is left as a matter of discussion whether God regrets musking up the job of protecting the planet and doing away with those terrible influences on humanity, as they both left the incident alive and uninjured, none the wiser.
Elon Musk replied "Watch this!" and gunned the accelerator of his uninsured McLaren F1 (priced at $ 1M) while changing lanes, causing the car to spin out and crash. Musk reacted with "Wow, Peter, that was really intense." Followed by "You know, I had read all these stories about people who made money and bought sports cars and crashed them. But I knew it would never happen to me, so I didn’t get any insurance."
Whether Peter replied with "Wow, you really musked that car up" or just sighed is left to ones imagination. All we know is, it really takes a narcissist to to musk something up that badly as a reaction to a poke at ones ego, all while being certain it couldn't happen to him.
If further is left as a matter of discussion whether God regrets musking up the job of protecting the planet and doing away with those terrible influences on humanity, as they both left the incident alive and uninjured, none the wiser.
by wittchenstein November 20, 2023

by Concerned Democrat March 22, 2025

by IamWearingPants December 14, 2021

Person A: "Where is your brother? I haven't seen him in weeks!"
Person B: "He is Elon Musking in the library."
Person B: "He is Elon Musking in the library."
by Gaussberg February 18, 2018

Wow, people really don't like that Trump Musk smell in their house. Who would have thought it could be so noxious.
by No Hemingway February 13, 2025

the world's richest and oldest 5 year old
Things Elon Musk has accomplished:
- make the worst payment "service" (PayPal)
- buy and subsequently ruin even further the worst social media platform (Twitter)
- invent a truck that looks like a brutalist toad (Cybertruck)
- invent a worse subway which doubles as a fire hazard (Las Vegas Loop)
- IRL Kerbal Space Program (SpaceX)
- ridding Die Antwoord of their title as Most Ill-Received South African
- smoke weed on a live stream
- make the worst payment "service" (PayPal)
- buy and subsequently ruin even further the worst social media platform (Twitter)
- invent a truck that looks like a brutalist toad (Cybertruck)
- invent a worse subway which doubles as a fire hazard (Las Vegas Loop)
- IRL Kerbal Space Program (SpaceX)
- ridding Die Antwoord of their title as Most Ill-Received South African
- smoke weed on a live stream
by F R O N G U S September 19, 2024
