Jean's Mullet

the back of your jeans that get taddered up from rubbing on the ground when you walk.

"Dude your jeans are all taddered up."

"Ya, bra that is my Jean's Mullet."

"Jean's Mullet?"

"No doubt, business up front, party in the rear."

"EPIC."

by drewhoj October 7, 2009

leg mullet

When you shaved your legs for a while and when you do, you miss a whole line down the back of your leg.

Man, did you see Justine’s leg mullet? She must be one hairy SOB.

by Naughty Naomi July 10, 2020

bush mullet

Business in the front, party in the back down under. When a person shaves the pubic hairs of the pelvic mound, but leaves the labia, perineum, and rectum unshaved.

While in the midst of sliding her undies down, I discovered an unkempt bush mullet.

by Twigsntwoberries August 12, 2023

Safety Mullet

Shoulder length or longer, permed or Jerry curled hair, resembling a helmet.

Her Safety Mullet was so coarse that her skull only broke into 5 pieces when it hit the concrete.

by Grinderson May 16, 2012

ear mullet

Bluetooth headset. Much like the hairstyle it is named after, it was once considered fashionable, but is now only sported by dorks.

Check out that guy talking on his ear mullet.

by crooooooow April 18, 2010

horse mullet

An ugly 80s haircut that is short on top and long in the back on a horse's head.

Did you see that haircut on that thorough breed? That horse mullet looks as if Seabiscuit had serious business deals in the front and parties in back.

by JimmyJibbles November 23, 2016

pubic mullet

When you shave your vagina but not your asscrack. Business in the front, party in the back.

That bitch has a pubic mullet.

by pubicbillyray December 2, 2019