Monarch_OTS

This ain't no butterfly, however, quite graceful. You can find the Monarch_OTS somewhere in the Caribbean Sea, on the "Party Bus" having a cock-fight or shooting a few tootsoonies and moofoomoofoos in Call of Duty 4. The Monarch's skills have been honed for several years taught by the sling-shot-buddha-guru himself, Zio Vincenzo, dating back to his first headshot... when he nailed the retarded kid in the ear when he was walking with his mom...and the kid got in shit for crying!! ..what a disgraziato!!

Weapons of preference: AK-47 w/silencer, Canon SLR Digital Camera w/optical zoom and RPG + Grenade Launcher.

Keep the bazookas away from the Monarch_OTS

WATCH OUT!! ..Monarch_OTS has got a sling-shot!!

Don't tell Monarch_OTS we have the PARTY BUS!! ..what a finocchio!

by Tootsoonie2 June 12, 2008

Mona

The name of a Lebanese person who took an L as massive as the capital letter of Lebanon when they lost against Algeria 2-0 on December 4th 2021

"That girl just took the biggest L of the century, her name must definitely be Mona!"

by RassTheDestroyer December 5, 2021

emily monaghan

a sixteen year old tumblr blogger (with a huge gang of followers)

what's that cute girls name from tumblr.........oh yeah it's emily monaghan

by punkboy November 7, 2011

monad

Contraction of the words "Moron" and "Gonad". Used to refer to a software project that is fat, slow, and ultimately incomprehensible to the consumer.

Microsoft's new command-line shell is a monad.

by David Tobey June 24, 2003

Monamy

A mythical archmage that mastered the art of Alchemy plus Arcane Magic... the 'mythical' part is true, by the way.

Person1: I saw Monamy in my sleep.
Person2: Must be a dream.
Person3: Nope, more like a nightmare, really...

by Razorfen February 4, 2010

Monampdextrous

The ability to clap one hand. Derived from the words mono, amplitude, and ambidextrous.

Attention whore: Look! I can write with both hands!

"Your Mom joke"-teller: You can jack two dicks with both hands.

Smartass (ignoring joke teller): But can you clap with one hand?

A-whore: How the fuck can you clap one hand?

Smartass: I guess you're not >Monampdextrous<. *begins clapping*

"Your Mom joke"-teller: lulz. It looks like a sock puppet!

by bulletbilly April 24, 2010

Mona Lezzer

A lesbian who moans during intercourse. Originating form the name Mona Lisa.

Did you see that video with those two lesbians? One was a right Mona Lezzer, I had to turn the sound down.

by Salmonchops June 15, 2009