butterball minute

About an hour and a half.

Kristian : I'll see you guys in a butterball minute.

Brad : That doesn't mean anything.

by Brad Senatore February 20, 2008

Apple Minutes

A measurement of time which, although seeming to correspond with mankind's definition of time, is relatively unknown.

While installing Mac OS X Leopard on my Mac, I was excited to find it was only going to take another 34 minutes. Little did I know that it was 34 apple minutes and hours later I was still waiting.

by Wilsomatic March 31, 2008

illest minute

expression meaning "The longest time"

"Dawg, you went to that summer camp for the illest minute!"

by Zomar September 6, 2005

Drunk minute

A unit of time that varies in length, in direct proportion to how drunk the person who just told you "In a minute" is, i.e. the drunker they are the longer it will be before they get to it.

Ben said he'd be here in a minute, but it's been half an hour. I guess he meant "in a drunk minute."

by Ward Indigo September 15, 2009

fly minute

An especially long period of time; too long. Probably derived from the expression "cool minute."

Hey bro, haven't seen you in a fly minute!

I just saw Katie, I haven't seen her in a fly minute.

by spitwell December 30, 2009

rush minute

In middle and high school, Rush Minute is the several minutes in between classes when everyone is rushing to get to the next location.

Similar to how Rush Hour takes several hours, Rush Minute endures several minutes at a time.

Also compared to Rush Hour, Rush Minute is very crowded.

If these hallways don't clear up soon, Rush Minute is going to make me late to class!

by Ella Menopi December 24, 2010

Mummy Minute

Length of time taken by a woman to complete a seemingly simple task when others are waiting.

Inability of some women to forecast time taken to complete a task such as a loo break.

When a family is preparing to leave the house, and father and children are ready to leave, Mother isn't.

"I'll just be a minute..." she says. After a considerable wait, father will mutter, "A Mummy Minute".

by Julia Dream May 25, 2011