Minecraft

It’s better than fortnite.
Prove me wrong.

(Jimmy if he plays fortnite)
Dad: JIMMY GET READY FOR YOUR DAILY BEATINGS!
(Jimmy if he plays Minecraft)
Dad: JIMMY YOU ARE MY FAVORITE SON!

by I’m not job anymore April 15, 2019

Minecraft

A game which nerdy kids and weird adults play with each other

Those people defiantly play minecraft

by Poop hole man July 27, 2017

Minecraft

Minecraft, the only good video game..... Fortnite players are missing out. A world we’re everything is boxy and square. You build, fight and play in it. Literally the BEST THING EVERRRRRR

“Minecraft is cooler than ur mom”
“I know, and my mom rocks”

by nObOdY aSkEd yOu October 28, 2019

minecraft

a game that will destroy your life

shut up im playing minecraft

by vellagomez12 October 28, 2017

Minecraft

A drug taken by 12 year olds

Shut the fuck up, minecraft kid

by SpongeBoobies October 8, 2016

Minecraft

A game that a bunch of Dumbass little kids play. They will continue to play the game all night until their eyes die of exhaustion. The game was cool because you could do anything you wanted in the game (because it was a sandbox game) and build anything with the blocks they gave you. But now minecraft is pretty much ruined by 2 year old bandwagons who buy minecraft shirts and merchandise. These dumbass bandwagons also make a YouTube channel titled along the lines of "minecraftsl4yer1007" or "jimmyplayzminecraft1004" the bandwagons consistently ruin your experience by uploading videos of them screaming when they die on a minecraft server, a place all the 2 year olds in underware on their dads computer meet up to have orgasms into their mics.

Person: yo you wanna go to the movie with me and joe?

Minecraft Bandwagon: get the fuck out of my room you cunt I'm trying to play Minecraft

Person: fuck you faggot

by TheFuck69 March 15, 2017

In Minecraft

A phrase used regularly on Kiwi Farms regarding an illegal or contemptible action to ensure the reader (or law enforcement) does not take it literally. Similar in concept to S.W.I.M.

That guy should have literally ripped that lolcow apart in Minecraft.

by Baboonoverlord May 16, 2019