Mega Jump

The jumping of mega-ness. Also a really cool game for apple for only cool people. So if your looking up this definition right now because you dont know what it is, then you do not deserve to play this game because you are not cool.
DENIED.

LOL.

But if you want people to think your the coolest cat, tell them you play Mega Jump, they will love you forever. Trust me. It happened to a friend of a cousin of my hairdressers. Also it happened to me.

Cool person: YO HOME DOG G, I THINK YOUR LAME SAUCES!!!
You: IM AM NOT LAME SAUCES :(:( WANNA KNOW WHY IM KEWL?!?!?!!
Cool person: okeieiieiie?!
You: i play mega jump
Cool person: OMG WTTTF LOL WOW THIS IS AMAZING OMG I LAVE YEW UR SEW KEWLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MeGaJuMpErTiNgZ June 14, 2011

mega noob

Mega noob is a really big noob.

Mega noob is a word a guy in my class made up.

by not a noob100 April 19, 2016

Mega Resurgence

When your penis comes out of its forskin.

I'm bout to pop a Mega Resurgence right now. Hope you're ready for this dickcheese.

by ElderSugarX May 27, 2021

mega ultron cumshot

When you cum so hard that your balls retract into your body, along with your legs until you fold into yourself and turn into a car like a transformer.

You: Hey mum, when did you get a new car?
Mum: Oh that’s just your best friend. He had a mega ultron cumshot after fucking me last night.

by Sussy Bussy DaGussy June 1, 2021

mega thrust

a motion usually related to sex where a man (or woman)push their whole body, from the neck down, back and forward repeatidly.

Jimmy: Tina, you are so hott.

Tina: mega thrust into me, Jimmy!

Jimmy: *mega thrusts*

Tina: i think you nearly broke my pelvic bone.

by AideyAideyTheMakeUpLady April 29, 2008

Mega Pint

Very large glass of wine that was first used to describe the amount of wine Johnny Depp drinks

Johnny Depp was asked if he poured a mega pint of wine during his defamation trial in Fairfax County Virginia.

by Valent One April 23, 2022

mega-sore-ass

a male dinosour that ingages in sexual acts with other male dinosours.

if that guy was a dinosour he'd be a mega-sore-ass

by Shane Bru August 2, 2007