two people that are crazy about each other but are too afraid to admit it. They've had some ups and downs but they know that if they really tried they would be a great couple. Maggie's an outgoing, fun, random girl who can't let go of him. Curtis is a boy who dates other girls because he wants maggie to be jelous. They might be afraid because they're good friends but they would do anything to be with each other. It's love, they just don't want to admit it.
by agsfdhjksldfcdgth4wcg July 15, 2010
Droopy breasts, usually on an older woman. From Cypress Hill: "Remember sista Maggie; Her tits were kinda saggy; Used to sell me buddah outta fucked up little baggies".
by Anonymous June 23, 2003
when a person is slow on the uptake ie , not getting a joke, or getting it slower than other people,
also can be used in instances when acting in a particularly stupid way. i.e. walking into a pole, or putting the cereal box into the fridge after using,
Similar to a Blonde moment
also can be used in instances when acting in a particularly stupid way. i.e. walking into a pole, or putting the cereal box into the fridge after using,
Similar to a Blonde moment
Girl on phone to boy
Girl: have you seen my phone anywhere?
Boy: erm, you are using it?
Girl: i know but i cant see it anywhere
Boy: ...
Girl: ohhhhhhh... i just had a maggie moment
Girl: have you seen my phone anywhere?
Boy: erm, you are using it?
Girl: i know but i cant see it anywhere
Boy: ...
Girl: ohhhhhhh... i just had a maggie moment
by Mk127 October 24, 2012
Also known as batmaggie, Maggie Allen is the girl that doesn't enjoy being called Moo Moo or Marge or Peggy. Saying anything listed above results in an instant retaliation. She likes to demoralize and physically injure those she sits with on bus rides, and will always find a way to sleep through your Saturday afternoons. Upon meeting a Maggie Allen, one may find she says something ridiculous that is oddly strange and sexually stimulating at the same time. Overall, a Maggie Allen might come off harsh, but eventually she'll let you sleep on her unbelievably comfortable knee cap.
First thing Maggie Allen said to me was that she could fit her fist in her mouth.
I can't believe Maggie Allen just hit me for making a cow noise.
Maggie Allen keeps saying she has an obese butt.
I can't believe Maggie Allen just hit me for making a cow noise.
Maggie Allen keeps saying she has an obese butt.
by stuffthannnngs October 23, 2014
Beware, Maggie is a thief!
She will quickly steal your heart and captivate your mind!
Maggie is the perfect connectome.
Rumour has it she is a robot sent from a future existence to better humanity.
Watch out, her crystal blue eyes will pierce your soul, and you will be forever mesmerized by her insatiable appetite for life and her incredible wit.
When you're around Maggie, you're dopamine levels instantly rise, and you may, in fact, jizz in your pants.
Maggie has a heart that is soft and as pure as silk, her charm is endless, and her aurora makes the Northern Lights look like a set of cheap Christmas lights bought from the dollar store.
If you ever get to meet Maggie, be thankful and gracious, for her beauty and grace is something that only exists in fairy tales.
You'll be forever richer for meeting Maggie. Not only will she lighten up your world in a way that you could have never imagined, but she will also change you in a way that transcends you to a place where only angels dream of living.
If you're lucky enough, embrace every part of her majestic being because she is the world and everything in it,
And which is more, you'll find true love when you thought there was none.
She will quickly steal your heart and captivate your mind!
Maggie is the perfect connectome.
Rumour has it she is a robot sent from a future existence to better humanity.
Watch out, her crystal blue eyes will pierce your soul, and you will be forever mesmerized by her insatiable appetite for life and her incredible wit.
When you're around Maggie, you're dopamine levels instantly rise, and you may, in fact, jizz in your pants.
Maggie has a heart that is soft and as pure as silk, her charm is endless, and her aurora makes the Northern Lights look like a set of cheap Christmas lights bought from the dollar store.
If you ever get to meet Maggie, be thankful and gracious, for her beauty and grace is something that only exists in fairy tales.
You'll be forever richer for meeting Maggie. Not only will she lighten up your world in a way that you could have never imagined, but she will also change you in a way that transcends you to a place where only angels dream of living.
If you're lucky enough, embrace every part of her majestic being because she is the world and everything in it,
And which is more, you'll find true love when you thought there was none.
Person 1: Who was that?
Person 2: That was Maggie (Margaret)!
Person 1: WOW! I think I just Jizzed in my pants.
Person 2: I know, She is fucking awesome!
Person 2: That was Maggie (Margaret)!
Person 1: WOW! I think I just Jizzed in my pants.
Person 2: I know, She is fucking awesome!
by SansoDemicLivesForever December 05, 2021
by Xavierlives June 02, 2018
When a roommate moves out, and then completely cuts off all communication with ex-roommates, ignoring all phone calls, text messages, emails, and smoke signals sent from said roommates.
Regardless of whether the individual moves out on good or bad terms, you will never be able to get in contact with this individual ever again.
Regardless of whether the individual moves out on good or bad terms, you will never be able to get in contact with this individual ever again.
Roommate 1: Hey so we're still getting mail for Maggie, can you let her know?
Roommate 2: Uh, no, she pulled a Maggie Moveout, so we will literally never hear from her again...
Roommate 2: And dude, it's weird anyways, because you and I have moved into a new apartment, and her mail from the old apartment we shared with Maggie *followed us here.*
Girl 1: This isn't Diggens! What happened to the underbite dog?
Guy 1: IDK, I got blindsided by a Maggie-moveout, and I haven't seen Diggens since. I hope he's O.K. This is my new roommates dog, Roxy.
Girl 1: Oh, what a cute Boxer! Come inside and grab a drink.
Roommate 2: Uh, no, she pulled a Maggie Moveout, so we will literally never hear from her again...
Roommate 2: And dude, it's weird anyways, because you and I have moved into a new apartment, and her mail from the old apartment we shared with Maggie *followed us here.*
Girl 1: This isn't Diggens! What happened to the underbite dog?
Guy 1: IDK, I got blindsided by a Maggie-moveout, and I haven't seen Diggens since. I hope he's O.K. This is my new roommates dog, Roxy.
Girl 1: Oh, what a cute Boxer! Come inside and grab a drink.
by atleastcallmeback August 06, 2011