Everyone wants what they don't have. You have speed, I have weed. You're nervous about having pills you stole from your brother, I ought to be nervous about having something illegal, but I'm not because I'm stoned. Let's trade so we each get the right thing, you need to calm down, I need to be more paranoid.
I'd like to take some of my brothers speed pills and see if I can make some money on the black market, I'm tired of waiting around hours and hours at work to get paid whatever I'll take for my efforts.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2016
Get the Black marketmug. by dadadadadadaddadaadadaddadada March 9, 2017
Get the quicky marketmug. Hym "Do you actually expect me to believe that the white house doesn't keep an eye on the stock market? Not reality. That isn't reality. Genjutsu of that level doesn't work on me. Yes, you do look at the stock market every. "Nothing has changed in how we see the stock market because we don't look at it." ~USA press secretary. Which is it bitch? Has nothing changed or do you not know because you haven't looked? I don't know maybe go take a fucking look at it. Just a peak. What the fuck do you even mean saying that? You didn't look!? Do I not understand what the stock market is? Is it some kind of Bird Box type monster that makes you kill yourself if you look at it? GO LOOK AT IT THEN YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH!"
by Hym Iam July 29, 2022
Get the The stock marketmug. Have you been to Hiller's Market?
No.
Then you're one of the lucky ones, you go there and feel like you're having your soul drained out of you and want to die.
No.
Then you're one of the lucky ones, you go there and feel like you're having your soul drained out of you and want to die.
by Mike423 October 6, 2010
Get the Hiller's Marketmug. The act of taking a nasty dump in a toilet then whipping with a ton of toilet paper filling up half the toilet. Then realizing you have to shit once more and shitting on top of all that paper and whipping once more till the toilet is flooded with toilet paper and shit.
Fuck this asshole who took a Boston Market in the toilet i go a nasty surprise cleaning it out half way through.
I just took the biggest Boston Market in that toilet.
I just took the biggest Boston Market in that toilet.
by The Boston Marketer March 27, 2015
Get the Boston Marketmug. A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.
Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"
by Meatfish January 17, 2014
Get the Looking for Boston Marketmug. Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes, oh yeah! You can find 'em at the market, we're talking 'bout Flea Market Montgomery. It's just like, it's just like a mini mall. Hey Hey!
by Wayne! December 13, 2008
Get the Flea Market Montgomerymug.