futt lover

someone who chooses to love a unique breed of person who lacks emotional response to difficult situations other than saying tough--however in their head associates the word with the common north american text slang variant: tuff.
“dude who’s that beautiful girl?”
stay away…that’s a futt lover.”
by justanotherfuttlover1822 July 14, 2022
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Brown lover

When have the urge to shit in the middle of sex so you go and take your crap but you got freaky and grab a handle full of poo out of the toilet and you rub it on your chest and go back and finish the deed
I love Charlie he’s my brown lover! But last night it was a little ridiculous we got taco bell and we were both covered in shit!
by Mr.Morrill February 27, 2022
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butthole lover

Someone who loves buttholes

And is sexually attracted to them
My girlfriend is a butthole lover
by Ivan7oh7 March 13, 2018
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sasquatch lover

v. guys who sleeps with grotesquely large, hairy women and tries to justify it as ok
Guy 1: Dude, that chick is a freakin ogre... looks like a moldly, overstuffed sausage in that tanktop with that hairy spare tire, you're such a sasquatch lover!
by unhelpful1 June 30, 2010
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Bird lover

A person who will be your everything and one day betray you for the goverment
Tammy is such a bird lover, she turned over grandpa
by The spanish meme guy July 02, 2020
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bussy lover

have you heard of a bussy lover? this bussy lover is crazy!
by bussy234 May 26, 2021
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Inmate lover

A corrections officer who falls in love with one of the prisoners. This person is typically dirty (bringing in contraband such as k2, weed, cell phones etc).

These activities endanger fellow officers and ultimately the inmate lover themselves.

“Did you know kashwanda is an inmate lover? I’ve seen her doing all sorts of dirty shiny”.
“Did you know kashwanda is an inmate lover? I’ve seen her doing all sorts of dirty shiny”.
by Inmate lover HATER February 20, 2019
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