a lonely lighthouse

a polite version of severe paranoia.
a person (most likely a female) who often feels deeply alone and dismissed for no reason whatsoever, usually only because of the sheer fear. this drives her to the road of insanity and misinterpretaion of the reality. usually winds up saying bad things she does not really think and pushing away people she really likes. she therefore ends up with the instant feeling of guilt, regret and - paradoxically- truly alone.

the lighthouse reffers to the state of mind- a person is so closed within, so self-centered and emotionall that is also extremaly crazy, overthinking and overanalizing in addition.

no one can really stay around the lighthouse too long without getting furious and mad.

- so man, wanna date the friend that I introduced to you?
- I don't know bro, she seems such a lonely lighthouse, those girls are crazy as sh**.

by vlaknejede August 24, 2014

holy lonely pony eating macaroni

when a sad depressed male figure goes to eat macaroni but then a horse shits in it

bob: hey man want some macaroni

doofus: holy lonely pony eating macaroni there's horse shit in my macaroni

by mackmuffin10 February 15, 2022

Michael Collins Lonely

Used to refer to extreme levels of loneliness.

Michael Collins the astronaut. He was one of the three persons aboard on Apollo 11 crew. The other two Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin got to walk on the moon, whilst Michael Collins was sitting in the command module alone. In fact, for 45 minutes, when he was on the other side of the moon which didn't face the Earth, he not only lost contact with NASA on Earth, but with both Armstrong and Aldrin, making him one of the loneliest person in human history.

Matt: I feel lonely this Valentine's Day.

Dave: You may be lonely, but not Michael Collins lonely.

by InternetHuman September 17, 2016

longley

A longley is a creature usually located around the area of Ashford, no one is quite sure what it is or where it came from, when one is spotted it is often mistooken for a gypsy which it bears resemblence to and some say spawned from. We know little about these creatures but we what do know is that they can be dangerous if approached.

Chav 1: Shit blad! i think i just seen a Pikey in dem bushes
Chav 2: Lets go beat him up and chor his gold!
Chav 1: innit!
Chav 3: Wait that aint no fuckin gypo thats a Longley!
Chav 1+2: Lets get out of here!

by Toby Fincham August 10, 2006

boston lonely

The greatest f***ing rock band ever to come out of Berklee College of Music. They rock so hard, it will literally make your butt hurt.

I believe the other definition should be by 'Berklee STUDENT Against Boston Lonely' because you're the only one. Everybody else loves those guys.

by Yep, the tests are in: I'm your Daddy. September 30, 2006

lonely creepy bastard

Tipically on a college campus in the dining hall, the person who is eating alone at a table, especially during the busy hours

Hey look, there's a lonely creepy bastard eating by themself.
"PLEASE go to dinner with me, I don't want to be the lonely creepy bastard!"

by E Jackson January 28, 2008

Lonely Pee Syndrome

The syndrome that occurs in some males that causes them to relieve themselves in a urinal directly adjacent to another male's, even when there are several open stalls away from the aforementioned male.

This dude must of had lonely pee syndrome, there were like 8 urinals and he decides to come up to mine and hold hands.

by Dan Warner June 11, 2008