Skip to main content

Brooklyn Storage Locker

A Cleveland Steamer and Blumpkin performed in unison. This act requires a man to squat on top of a woman while she performs fallatio while the man evacuates his bowels onto the woman's chest.
There was no longer a need for bathrooms at the brothel after the advent of the Brooklyn Storage Locker.
by BSLInventor August 25, 2011
mugGet the Brooklyn Storage Locker mug.

line locker

The act of accelerating while holding the brakes on just enough to allow the back wheel/s to spin and the car to creep forward, resulting in a burnout line as far as the car has been locked in by the brakes.
I blew me diff doin a line locker
by granturismo July 6, 2006
mugGet the line locker mug.

choco locker

A bangin' booty, plump, "out there"... the kind you just 'need' to spank, touch, bite!
Man, did you see that... J-Lo ain't got nothin' on that choco locker!
by mr_rimmher August 16, 2009
mugGet the choco locker mug.

chutney locker thief

Someone who likes anal sex - general a homo.
by wordweasel May 12, 2009
mugGet the chutney locker thief mug.

Jake Locker

1. Jake Locker is a current NFL quarterback who was drafted by the Tennessee Titans in the 2011 NFL Draft. He played college football at the University of Washington, where he was 619/1,148|7,639 yds|53 TDs|35 INTs. He also ran a pretty fast 40-yard dash, in which he ran a 4.59. As the Titans quarterback, he has compiled a 99.4 passer rating, 542 yds, 4 TDs, and no interceptions in 5 games. He hasn't started in any games.

2. An awesome quarterback who was drafted by a sucky team.
Person 1: Hey man, did you see how Christian Ponderplayed yesterday.

Person 2: Yeah bro, he was so Jake Locker, playing so well. If only he was on a better team.
by Dr. Cheesehead December 26, 2011
mugGet the Jake Locker mug.

Shit Locker

(Sh-it Lock-Er) N. 1)The Anus. 2) The butt 3) The Red body suit pajamas with the flap door in the back. 4) Outhouse 5) The act of taking a shit under the lid and using the shit as a seal. Usually locking the lid down once dry. (See Also Lid Stamp).
Shit Locker
1) I stuck in your mom's Shit Locker and she asked for more.
2) Look at the size of her Shit Locker.
3) Look how cute he is in his PJ's and look at the little Shit Locker in back.
4) Did you here about the guy with the ass fetish that was hiding in the Shit Locker?
5) Mike pissed me off so when he went out of town a took a Shit Locker on his toilet. He'll never get that open without a hammer. I can't wait until he gets back in town.
by sirisaachillary September 27, 2005
mugGet the Shit Locker mug.

stole your locker

"stole your locker" is a new slang term meaning "saw one's face at a public loaction and said 'hey... I think I know that guy but I'm not sure if it's him...' which then the one stealing one's locker will continue on their own path of life, pondering that person's face and how/where they know of it or had seen it.
I did not know you knew Jade, she stole your locker...

I stole this guy's locker at the mall, I swear I met him at a party somewhere...
by the hentai extremist August 25, 2004
mugGet the stole your locker mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email