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stinkin lincoln

A Stinkin' Lincoln is a sexual act in which a man engages in anal sex and withdraws his feces covered penis, with which he draws a beard on his partner's face.
Bonus points for a top hat.
"I gave Betty a stinkin lincoln last night instead of going to ford theater."
by J.W. Booth February 14, 2008
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Lincolnton

(1) Small town; very diverse in race.
(2) Home of the LHS Wolves.
(3) A place where the town of Maiden is fucking hated.
'Dem boys for the Lincolnton High School Wolves are gonna kick some Maiden ass!!!
by Daugherty January 2, 2008
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Abraham Lincoln log

When you shit in a girl's hand, and then she jerks you off.
Since I just ate Taco Bell, I figured it was the perfect time to receive an Abraham Lincoln log.
by H0RSE November 10, 2008
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Cyber Lingo

Words and letters used, when communicating online, to shorten the amount of letters you have to type, to get a point across, or to describe what you mean, or what you are doing.
Here are a few examples of Cyber Lingo:

OMG=Oh My God

LOL=Laugh Out Loud

SMH=Shaking My Head

LMAO=Laughing My A$$ Off

BRB=Be Right Back

JK=Just Kidding

IDK=I Don't Know

STFU=Shut The F#@& Up

CUL8R=See You Later

RME=Rolling My Eyes

H8RZGH8=Haters Gonna Hate

FAIL=You Failed at your attempt to: Reply, Joke, or whatever you were trying to do, or accomplish, with your post, or picture.

L8RZ=Later (See ya! Bye!)

PWND=Owned (You got: outdone, worked over, a$$ kicked, told, wiped out, shown what was up, beat)

(There are many more, this is a small example.)
by Sweet1o1 November 6, 2010
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Lincoln Park, Chicago

Best neighborhood in the city of Chicago. Affordable high rises, great restaurants, minutes from the loop and Wrigley Field. Gets a bad rep for being snobby but some people there are nice and almost anyone can afford it.
Dude 1: Where you from man?
Dude 2: Lincoln Park, Chicago.
Dude 1: That's dope.
Dude 2: I know, right.
by JBAlbertosisawesome September 23, 2013
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palsied limmo

n. An ingenious contraption designed to harness the convulsing limb power of those heavily afflicted with cerebral palsy, and convert it into a uniform forward motion. The name limmo is derived from the pseudo word "limb-bo", as the limbs of the pilot are strapped in securely to avoid self-harm.

First documented in an obscure South African science journal, the "limmo" developed a cult following among the Joey Deacon generation of jive-talking office workers.

Read the archived article (and see a great pic of the limmo!) at:

www.scienceinafrica.co.za/2003/november/limmo.htm
e.g. Mongo was securely strapped into his palsied limmo and began hurtling down the street at an alarming speed, his tongue and DNR medallion trailing in his wake.
by ws May 6, 2005
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Lincoln Nebraska

Lincoln Ne. is a great place to live full of friendly people. WE ARE NOT HICKS!!!!! and we are NOT jesus freaks either. nor are the public schools religious, no one cares if you don't got to a church.
lincoln nebraska is the capital city and about 50 miles from omaha
by SUMMERS ;-) September 9, 2010
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