1. A Linda is a really cute, short, blonde chick who—because of her good looks— believes she is the best thing that ever happened to Life since sliced bread. The seemingly positive attention she gets from both men and women creates a Rare Beast out of a Linda wherein everyone she comes into contact with becomes a tool for her to use and abuse any which way she can.
2. A Linda lies just to lie. A Linda is so wretched, evil and sautéed in Wrong Sauce that—even though she maintains her physical beauty to at least age 55— she truly becomes the Ugliest woman you have ever seen. Over time, a Linda’s shenanigans and machinations get so played out and predictable that she becomes as transparent as Scotch Tape.
3. A Linda is delusional and incapable of recognizing the harm that her evil words and deeds have brought to others. There ain’t nothing pretty about the perpetual smirk that stays on a Linda’s face. Ultimately, her self important and self absorbed attitude and actions are embarrassing and cause even her once greatest Admirer to sever ties with her altogether.
2. A Linda lies just to lie. A Linda is so wretched, evil and sautéed in Wrong Sauce that—even though she maintains her physical beauty to at least age 55— she truly becomes the Ugliest woman you have ever seen. Over time, a Linda’s shenanigans and machinations get so played out and predictable that she becomes as transparent as Scotch Tape.
3. A Linda is delusional and incapable of recognizing the harm that her evil words and deeds have brought to others. There ain’t nothing pretty about the perpetual smirk that stays on a Linda’s face. Ultimately, her self important and self absorbed attitude and actions are embarrassing and cause even her once greatest Admirer to sever ties with her altogether.
by hipslickcool October 30, 2020
Get the Lindamug. by Maples4015a May 12, 2020
Get the Lindamug. I love Linda.
I love her so much and life has been so unfair to her. She has the prettiest smile I have ever seen and she's gorgeous with an amazing personality. She keeps falling in and out of relationships with unsure insecure people but she never lets it lower her self worth. She respects her self and other people, she is a girls girl and she smells really good. She might ignore your texts sometimes but it's because she's overthinking things. Her presence lights up the whole room..her personality is so strong and she doesn't give two shits about what people say about her. She's misunderstood and has a lot of trauma, and she's always partying. I wish she stopped smoking. She's the best girlfriend ever and I love her so much. Never let go of your Linda. I miss mine.
I love her so much and life has been so unfair to her. She has the prettiest smile I have ever seen and she's gorgeous with an amazing personality. She keeps falling in and out of relationships with unsure insecure people but she never lets it lower her self worth. She respects her self and other people, she is a girls girl and she smells really good. She might ignore your texts sometimes but it's because she's overthinking things. Her presence lights up the whole room..her personality is so strong and she doesn't give two shits about what people say about her. She's misunderstood and has a lot of trauma, and she's always partying. I wish she stopped smoking. She's the best girlfriend ever and I love her so much. Never let go of your Linda. I miss mine.
-Should I go to the party?
YES
-Will Linda be there?
Ofcourse she always is
-I have such a big crush on Linda
Everyone does!
YES
-Will Linda be there?
Ofcourse she always is
-I have such a big crush on Linda
Everyone does!
by stephannne.08 November 24, 2023
Get the Lindamug.