single tear left cheek

Sarcastic reference to being sad. More emphasis than simply "single tear".

That slut Sarah died. Single tear left cheek.

by JennLitt October 3, 2007

Leftcath

And over-educated, under-socialized homosexual who uses a Catholic aesthetic to disguise his philosophical superficiality and prior commitment to Marxist materialism. He often is coping with the after effects of daily bullying he experienced in high school from those whom he knows are his natural superiors.

This effeminate LeftCath is arguing that St. Thomas would support taking people off ventilators.

by Marcantonio Colonna June 4, 2020

left handed doflinky

a hookers selected hand that they use to pleasure fat, ugly, bald, lazy, men who cant get any for themselves.

clay hazams left handed doflinky is his left jerked of barney wile jackhammering santa claus while receiving a angry rim job.

by john stodderd May 21, 2008

Left Shark

An endearingly awkward or incompetent person. Named for Katy Perry's off beat shark-costumed dancer at the Super Bowl halftime show, Feb. 1 2015.

My uncle is such a Left Shark dancer, he always ends up the most popular person at a party.

by TimTheBarGuy February 5, 2015

Left Cheek Sneak

To create a distraction with your hands on the right side, and discretely pass serious wind from the left side of your buttocks.

"an atrocious smell came from dave's left side while he was fixing his papers on the desk to his right, must have been a left cheek sneak"

by Eric Parma-John September 9, 2007

leftector

Any simple method / technique aimed at figuring out whether someone is a leftist (yikes).

Here is an example leftector that is guaranted to work most of the time.
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First, ask him a question: "Do you like McDonald?".

If the answer is "no", probably he is a leftist.

Then ask the second question: "Why?"

If the answer is "because it tastes like shit", then he's not leftist. He's a normal person. I too dislike McDonald.

If the answer is "because it's blulrbb… mega corporation... blurb… american imperialism... blurb... global capitalism… blurb"..., then... there you got your leftist.

by pal2008b March 11, 2009

lefticle

n. The left testis.

Lick my lefticle.

by jeronimo111 June 10, 2010