brown lava

diarrhoea

I just experienced an eruption of brown lava in my pants and on the ground!

by DonnerdarmDdddddddDEDDDDDDDDD November 15, 2018

lava lips

Steaming hot sexy lips...kissable.

(Lava lips)(Kissable)(full)(lips)

by Ariathny September 15, 2013

Broken Lava Lamp

A nicer way to say you're a fucking hot mess

Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp

by loopydroop October 03, 2019

Lava Donkey

(n) big booty girl who enjoys bukkake

Tracy had a 10 person bukkake orgy. She’s a true Lava Donkey

by LCFIT February 08, 2019

Lava splash

Bosnian fag

Boy 1: You are weird!
Boy 2: You're a lava splash.

by Eli Johnson February 15, 2024

lava deuce

combination of a night of eating spicy food and excessive drinking leading to explosive shits that may or may not land on your significant other

"Im going to lava deuce on you tonight!"

by consuelatyrena May 01, 2016

Homemade Molten Lava Cake

When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!

Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!

by Mr.NateHiggers February 23, 2024