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Bitch Lasagna

A Bitch Lasagna is when someone is looking for attention or to beat someone to the number one spot
You're such a Bitch Lasagna.
Bitch Lasagna by Pubg copied H1Z1 November 3, 2018

Hasta lasagna I got my EyEs on yA!! 

the affirmation of future meetings perchance to conclude the aforementioned meeting or passing.
see you later
A phrase to say: see you later
That was a nice talk, Hasta lasagna I got my EyEs on yA!!

Damn you got a phat ass, Hasta lasagna I got my EyEs on yA!!
I was just letting you know you are fine as hell, and if I can't be your man, I want to be your friend just so I can be near you, Hasta lasagna I got my EyEs on yA!!

bloody lasagna 

when you cut off a girls vagina and serve it to her sibling for breakfast/lunch/dinner
Dude I just gave that chick a bloody lasagna

Bitch lasagna

T-series ain’t nothing but a bitch lasagna bitch lasagna
Bitch lasagna by Fsl April 13, 2019

ghost lasagna 

All lasagna is ghost lasagna because all lasagnas look like ghosts.
ghost lasagna by Lasagnope October 30, 2017

Cold Lasagna Effect 

To ruin a great thing, for an extended period of time. Can apply to activities, objects, food, basically anything that you like at first, but then have a bad experience that turns you off of it.
Lasagna tastes great leftover, but you have to microwave it fuckin forever to make sure the inside isn’t cold. Last time I ate lasagna, I burnt my mouth on the first bite, then threw up once I got to the cold middle. It was so nasty that I couldn’t eat lasagna for a year.

(847): puked bacardi raz this morning. NEVER drinking that shit again!
(315): bitch thats the cold lasagna effect 4 u

Just saw Zack and Miri Make a Porno with that fat dude from Knocked Up. I don’t think I’ll ever have anal again after that scene where the big-titted chick shits all over the cameraman.