lone gun

A Soldier/Specialist that takes matters into his/hers hands. Needing no help from any source whatsoever.

Guy no.1:John went to venture out in Vietnam and killed 200 Gooks.
Guy no.2:Wow, he's such a Lone Gun.

by Sausage Wallet September 11, 2014

lonely nigger

A black hockey player.

"We got Swatowski."
"Thats one lonely nigger, this ain't hockey"

by Yillis May 17, 2006

Lonely Settlement

When someone is so lonely that they will be attracted to whoever pays them any sexual attention.

What the hell? Why is Laura going out with Jack? He's kind of a loser.
No guys ever talk to her. It's just your average case of lonely settlement.

by Sleet October 12, 2009

Lonely Island

When a male gets a raging stonk on, he pulls it up and tucks it in his pants. Just so his bell end is popping out. Thus creating a Lonely Island. Often used on the Beach and often crops up in holiday snaps.

Haha! can see That Lonely Island!

by jeff93 January 7, 2010

lonely ass

It’s you when you don’t have a Valentine for St-Valentines day

« You are such a lonely ass, how can you not have a date for Valentine’s Day »

by cannot handle February 12, 2020

lone terd

A relentlessly appearing log of shit in a pooper. Defiant to the mighty power of the flush this persistent bastard of a shit fights for survival, sometimes making surprise visits just when you think its gone. Also referred to as a reoccurring terd, this result of a massive crap attack held strong when others failed.

"Having become overwhelmed by a crap attack, Jeff sprinted with sonic boom strength to the nearest pooper where he found satisfiying relief. Moments later, a peaceful goer by, Karen, noticed the bathroom needed new towels. Upon entering the bathroom she discovered a horrifiying lone terd. In effort to rid the office of this lone terd she flushed and flushed again unable to erradicate it. Oh poopity."

by Super Pooper Poopity November 3, 2011

the lonely facebooker

Someone that usually puts up pics or status updates on facebook and never get as many likes or comments that they think they deserve. So the next best thing is to tag your friend in the comments (hoping that the friend will be forced to comment or at the very least, a friend of the "tagged" friend, might make a comment)

The lonely facebooker posts:

pic of big garbage bag

Hey (tagged friend) I just got this out of your car.....

by Fiddle de de May 9, 2014