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trophy logic

This is the idea that any footballer/manager of a football club who has won trophies in their career is better than one who has not.
By extension, the more trophies a player/manager has won the better said player is. It doesn’t account for a players technical abilities & overall scoring/defending records & in the case of manager, their tactical nouse, game & player management skills.
Central to this philosophy is that football, and any other sport is only about winning & no other metric should be used to judge how good or bad a player or manager is.
This idea is particularly popular on Twitter & is mostly associated with a bloke named Mike_LUHG
Example 1
Random Twitter user: What are your thoughts on Divok Origi?

MikeLUHG: He’s better than that serial loser Harry Kane. He (Origi) won Liverpool the Champions League 2018/19 & it’s no surprise that he won the league title in 2019/20, trophy logic has never failed me. Hope this helps.

Example 2
Random Twitter user 1: Luke Shaw has improved ever since Ole Gunnar Solkjaer took over from Jose Mourinho

MikeLUHG: Luke Shaw has bottled 18 trophies since he was released from the shackles of Jose Mourinho, the only manager in his career that he's ever won a trophy under. Hope this helps

Random Twitter user 2: Trophy logic wins again!!! 🏆
by Anti ArtetaSexual July 17, 2021
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Rimants Logic

Logistical thinking so outrageously terrible it could've only been thought up by Rimants.
"Why don't we just make all cars propelled by magnets?"

"Rimants logic."
by bensastian November 21, 2022
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more powerful than logic

behavior that is not carefully thought out. dominated more by the physical, than the mental; addiction/s, and sex, are examples of same.
dave got that fat girl 'prag-nut'? whats' up with that?? (response:) -that 'slop pumping' is more powerful than logic!

tina ate the whole 'pie' by herself, the sensation/s in her guts/taste buds were more powerful than logic!

DNA was eating a corrosive hole in his mind! his need for sex was more powerful than logic!

his need for sixteen more beers was more powerful than logic
by michael foolsley February 8, 2012
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Hot Dog Logic

noun

Orgin: Based off the observation that hot dogs are packaged with 6 hotdogs and hot dog buns are packaged with 8 buns. Some might suggest that it causes shoppers to buy more hot dogs and in turn purchase more buns.

Definition: Something that doesn't make sense at first but upon further investigation is genius, maybe even evil-genius.
(ex. That ponzi scheme you pitched to me yesterday seemed really desirable, but maybe it's just my hot dog logic.)
by DK Lounge November 5, 2009
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logan paul

by lvl 500 thot slayer January 3, 2018
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Logan Lerman

Logan Lerman is an American actor. He was born in Beverly Hills to a Jewish family, and has two siblings. He started acting in commercials in the 1990s, and appeared often as a child actor (The Patriot, Riding In Cars With Boys) before moving on to lead roles on the tv show Jack & Bobby (2004 - 2005) and in the movie Hoot (2006). Between 2007 and 2009, he had supporting roles in a few major films, including 3:10 To Yuma, Meet Bill, Gamer, and My One and Only (in which he played a young version of actor George Hamilton).

Logan's star status increased with his role in Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief in 2010, and he will soon star in both The Three Musketeers and The Perks Of Being A Wallflower.

Aside from acting, Logan is interested in music and behind-the-scenes work in movies.
I didn't like Gamer, but Logan Lerman was really awesome!
by deonrda September 21, 2011
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Logangster

A member of the Logan Paul Mafia who wears Maverick merch and will stop at nothing to please their lord, Logan Paul
9 year old: I'm a logangster, look at the maverick merch
by Autistim succ January 6, 2020
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