Ima leave your ass in 2017

Meaning they ain't going to talk to you next year that follows they don't fuck with you lol

I ain't talking to you anymore Ima leave your ass in 2017

by Yaoneandonly December 26, 2017

Leave it in and leave

To have sex with your girl and leave as soon as possible.

I went to Barbie's house last night and had to leave it in and leave so I could go out with the boys.

by Ferg/Temp January 24, 2010

Leave it to Beaver

A great feel-good tv show that aired from 1957-1963. Leave it to Beaver provides all the elements of comedy, childhood, and a loving family. Most of the episodes will remind you of your childhood in some way. Some people don't approve of this show because it was before women's liberation but if you watch enough episodes you'll see that the husband helps out his wife with dishes and other household chores. That's just the way everyone was back then, we cannot look down on the Cleavers for it :)

Person1: God, my girlfriend's family are such jerks I wanna watch some Leave it to Beaver so I can hope there's some perfect family out there so I won't be trapped by freaks forever!

Person2: Dude you're stupid that show is way too old and boring.

(starts watching)

Person2: (laughs) Wow that Eddie Haskell is just like me!

(realizes it's a good show)

by psychologynerd October 23, 2012

Leave Beard

The scraggly, fuzzy, uneven growth on a servicemember's face while he is on an extended leave of absence.

The last day of vacation usually involves the shaving of the Leave Beard - a very difficult and time consuming task.

by 7h0rn3 April 10, 2010

Conceive and leave

When hit it and quit it accidentally results in a pregnancy.

Sean:Dude, I went over for a booty call last night but accidentally blew inside her. So I got the fuck out.
Brian: Haha nice! A perfect conceive and leave.

by DeBro Ohio State University. August 5, 2010

Leave me , in your mother.

Almost the same as "Go fuc* yourself".

1.Him: Arnold do you wanne join my cruise ?
Arnold: Go fuc* yourself.

2.Him: Arnold do you wanne join me ?
Arnold : Leave me , in your mother .

by israeli August 13, 2005

aranmore leaver's jumper

this word is fairly recent in origin. it comes from the aranmore leaver's jumpers which were created by some ignorant fool in the summer of '04. if you don't know what these things look like, you're very lucky because they are the trifest pieces of shit out.

"let's go and burn the aranmore leaver's jumper!"

"woodley reminds me of the aranmore leaver's jumper - both are epically trife!"

"who the fuck designed the aranmore leaver's jumper?"

by not michael, that's for sure July 29, 2004