by Vyxinal November 12, 2021

When bangin a chick from behind and just as you are about to come you pull out and drop a large mouth bass right on her back immediately screaming....."OH SHIT NOT AGAIN!!!!! and as she turns shooting her in the face with ones semen.
"Dude my girlfriend dumped me for pulling a Kentucky Large Mouth on her, idk why i only used an 8 pounder this time."
by RN72907 January 27, 2010

When Dustin manages to haul his ass too Mikes after getting really really crippled and doesent make it too the bed and falls asleep on the floor.
by Ryan Shaw February 20, 2005

the theroy that when there is a larger group of something, esp. people, the likelyhood of their being who or wht your looking for. For example, there is more liklyhood that you will find a sober hippie wearing dentures in a group of 1,000,000,000 random people than in a group of 52 random people.
person 1: why are we looking in NYC for good actors rather than Otis Massachusetts?
Person 2: law of large numbers, bro
Person 2: law of large numbers, bro
by annon. February 6, 2004

The Ferengi version (parody?) of the Vulcan salute: "Live Long and Prosper". Just what any self-respecting Ferengi *should* be doing. @^_^@
by droolingfanboy1967 May 13, 2009

Kinky dude #1: "When you give a lady a simba, you can also stick your finger in her butt. It's called a sneaky rafiki."
Large Black Woman: "YALL MOTHAFUCKAS NEED JESUS!"
Large Black Woman: "YALL MOTHAFUCKAS NEED JESUS!"
by F4cetious September 24, 2013

Worlds largest particle accelerator built on the border of Switzerland and France 150 meters (164 yards for Americans) under ground so that the scientist using it would forget the fact that they don't have a girlfriend.
It has the potential to destroy all life on Earth, but the scientist assure us that everything will be ok.
If you're reading this, it means that the experiment went ok (by the time this is published September 10, 2008 will pass).
It has the potential to destroy all life on Earth, but the scientist assure us that everything will be ok.
If you're reading this, it means that the experiment went ok (by the time this is published September 10, 2008 will pass).
case of a bad scenario:
scientist 1: I don't have a girlfriend.
scientist 2: Neither do I!
scientist 1: Hey! We should apply scorched Earth strategy. If we can't have fun, nobody will. Let's blow up the world with our Large Hadron Collider.
case of a good scenario:
scientist: We just fired up the LHC and it was great! I don't know what the fuck happened but it was great!
scientist 1: I don't have a girlfriend.
scientist 2: Neither do I!
scientist 1: Hey! We should apply scorched Earth strategy. If we can't have fun, nobody will. Let's blow up the world with our Large Hadron Collider.
case of a good scenario:
scientist: We just fired up the LHC and it was great! I don't know what the fuck happened but it was great!
by 9885_7962_04_2905 October 22, 2008
