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Kites of the Round Table

Refers to city councils, especially those of small towns, that posture for cameras and reporters and talk loudly while dragging their feet and bickering about issues that do not matter in the real world. Derived from Knights of the Round Table. Kite as in held to Earth(the real world) by a thin, easilly broken thread, changing directions with the wind, and Round Table as in the ridiculously large conference tables in most council chambers. Usually the smaller the town, the larger the table and the self image of such council. Used in a sarcastic or deragatory manner. No racial application.
We could have had a really nice park for the kids, but the Kites of the Round Table shut that down in favor of an imaginary street that goes nowhere so that they could raise property taxes again.
by i'el abshira January 7, 2008
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Fly a kite

To waste time by drinking outside during daylight.
Hey bro, its nice outside today, you wanna fly a kite. Sure, I don't have shit else to do.
by LUVSIK June 3, 2010
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Knite

Knite is pronounced just like night or knight. It is combination of Negro and white, but with a silent k just to make it better. A knite is a black person who is so ridiculously Caucasian that they pronounce their g's at the end of an ing. This is the opposite of a "wigger" which a white person acting black. This is also known at a oreo.
Labron-"Dayum mayn dat gurl got her some juggs!!!"

Dion-"Yes, that female's breast are quite large."

Labron-"Dudez a knite!"

Dion-"Haha! Only white kids say that!"
by WIGGA NUMBA 1 January 23, 2009
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Flying a kite

I was totally flying a kite last night and I had the worst k-hole.
by monsieur kite December 25, 2010
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kite

Predominately a Portsmouth word to describe looking at something.
"Come and have a kite at this"
by Tarby March 9, 2008
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kriemhild

kriemhild is a german mythology's girl. It's also a Counter-Strike Source player living in Quebec, Canada named Frederik St-Onge. You can also use this word when some one got gang-raped.
Hey! Guess what? We all kriemhild my mother last night!
GTFO or I will kriemhild your face!
by Frederik St-Onge January 6, 2008
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Krated

My nigga I’m krated, krated, krated.
by UrbanIndividual October 26, 2022
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