koala flaps

a piece of Kangaroo meat cut into the shape of "piss flaps" and then tried to be fed to the naive English Pommy

"Here mate would you like to try some BBQ'd Koala flaps"

by Colonel-Briggs November 17, 2011

Koala Backpack

An act of a naked smaller male, hitching a ride on a naked larger woman like a backpack. The image looks similar to that of a koala cub on the back of its mother.

Dan was a Koala Backpack to the kitchen to get some snacks post coitus.

by Kile Hanzens January 11, 2023

Koalaing

When you hang onto the side of a gymbro or muscle mommy

This lady was ripped so I started koalaing while she ran

by DecepticonGang September 16, 2023

The Koala

The act of wrapping yourself around someone, like a koala holding on to a tree, and proceeding to urinate on them while moaning like the marsupial.

Hey, record Joe's reaction when I do the koala on him in the pool later. He will totally freak out when he feels the warmth all around him.

by Littlelieutenantturtle March 18, 2020

Koala Cafe

Koala Cafe is a restaurant with ugly ass 6 year olds with slow management

Koala Cafe is a racist place

by riahs3xual on tiktok July 6, 2022

michael (the koala from the bible)

A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree

I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please

by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022

KOALA

Acronym for "Kind of a loose asshole"
Unisex term for someone who frequently lets people in through the out-door.
Alternatively, can be used to describe notoriously big poopers.

She takes it from behind without lube because she's got a Koala.

by Moose Stash June 6, 2022