Kiwi

A person's balls

Don't kick me in the kiwis, please!

by eyaggggggggggggggggggggggggg July 8, 2017

kiwis

male dog balls

look at dexters kiwis

by rjdicnwid February 8, 2018

Kiwi Stuntin'

Speaking on something you know is bad but you do it anyway; acting tough on the outside but being a pussy on the inside.
(Kiwi is used because it's is soft on the inside but tough and hairy on the outside like a man-)

Person 1: *hits blunt*"Man weed is so bad for us." *hits blunt again*
Person 2: "Nigga you kiwi stuntin'."

by reallifeluper January 5, 2017

Kiwi

Basically when the nutsack is very hairy

I had some pretty good sex last night but the girl wouldn't stop looking at my kiwi

by Munch709 February 2, 2017

Kiwi

1)Someone that has no idea where they stand in life.

2)Someone that is somewhere on the high end of the spectrum

That kid looks like a kiwi by the way they’re acting

by Josgo40269 December 16, 2019

Kiwi

A dark haired man with short head and facial hair resembling a kiwi fruit

You are such a cute kiwi, I want to stroke your head

by MinnieGenie January 6, 2020

Kiwi

A dumbass fruit that's got no reason to exist. The furry fuck is usually used on beat a furry day!

John: Ever eat a kiwi?
Bill: What the fuck is a kiwi?
John: You know, that weird furry shit!

by Not_A_Dragon January 24, 2020