Slapping the Kitten

Female version of Punching the Clown

"He spent too much time in the woods so she's been slapping the kitten twice a day."

by Banker girl October 7, 2011

Couch kitten

Type of long term sugar baby that uses you for money and security with a pleasant demeanor, but we all know cats will stray and strike. This breed of sugar baby is known to be lazy on the couch, can’t raise her children, and accepts her place in the universe. This type of woman is typically found in Arkansas in the midwestern region. She is a form of succubus that drains your money, breaks your heart, and crushes your balls.

Why have a one night stand when you could have a couch kitten all summer long.

by Insect2 October 5, 2018

Kitten Sip

To save wastage of precious alcohol by sipping the top of a very full glass before moving it.

Yo mum you better kitten sip your prosecco because I filled it quite high.

by GeoMa3 July 27, 2020

doom kitten

A doom kitten is the best sort of kitten there is. Part kitten and part doom it is super cute but it bites so beware! You must always be on your best behaviour around kittens like this or risk unleashing the Doom!

"Aww what a cute kitten, can I pet it?" "Of course you can, but it's a doom kitten so be careful you might lose a finger!"

by anonymousdk007 April 5, 2017

Toula The Kitten

The best zyra player in all of leagues history. That's all you need to know

this Toula The Kitten guy keeps stomping my bronze elo matches, help me

by niga you gay April 12, 2021

club the kitten

The action a man's body makes when he's making love to a woman's vagina.

I'm gonna club the kitten of hers so hard tonight!

by SJ2571 January 17, 2010

jizz kitten

a quick play on words used in lieu of “just kidding” to momentarily distort the cognitive focus of attentive individuals.. or get one in by figuratively jizzing on them. either way, you win.

i know i said i was going to let you smash a mercury thermometer in my dick tip tonight, but i was jizz kitten.

by dꓘ April 27, 2019